You Don't Want This Guy Working For You

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  1. goldtopper

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    My wife and I stopped at the grocery store this morning. We picked up various items including 3 packs of 4" marrow bones from the meat case for our dog.
    The young man bagging our groceries, wearing his best braids and saggy pants eyes up the bones and our conversation goes like this:
    Reg: "Dem pig feet?"
    Me: "Um, no they're dog bones"
    Reg: "What? We sell dog's bones here? Are they from a dog leg?"
    Me: "No, they're beef bones for my dog to chew".
    Reg: "How do you cook them?"
    Me: "Have a nice day".
    We laughed all the way to the car.
     
  2. Dick Fitzwell

    Dick Fitzwell Opinions are like assholes ... and so am I

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    "Dees heah bones is white. Dat's raciss"
     
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    Reggies love not to know.
     
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    You, the White Man--aka White Devil have kept him down.
     
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    Driving my MG. Black chick: Dat a funny car, where it from. Me: The UK Black chick: Completely puzzled Me: England, it's from England. Black chick : You mean to tell me you drove all the way to England to get dis car. Me: Yes, traffic on the bridge was a bitch though. Black chick: Oh, I bet. It always be traffic on that btidge.
     
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    proof @Ryan Lever can get a job
     
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    Dog bones
    :lol:

    Do you serve babies here?
     
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    You Don't Want This Guy Working For You
    No more information needed.
     
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    I'm aroused by the fact that she knows what the inside of her asshole tastes like.
     
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    She must do ass to mouth.
     
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    It's hotter if I picture her as a contortionist.
     
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    At least the dude is working, unlike @Ryan Lever :dontknow:
     
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    I hope the guy with the black girlfriend doesn't read this thread.
     
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    Least he's working, unlike most of 'em
     
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    Ha that's funny. Those bones are getting hard to find in my area. I have two coon hounds that go through about one a week. When I see them I buy them up 5-10 double packages at a time. I get some strange looks. What's even worse is the garden is full of the gnawed up sharpened edge ones. Someday when I sell this house the new owner is going to have questions if they dig up that corner of the garden.

    I've heard of cashiers trying to scan the separator/divider bar that is used to mark the end of your order and the start of the next persons.
     
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    He's got a job and he's inquisitive = Anomaly
     
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    Reggie with a job? This is the fake story Robin.
     
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    He may be a shithead
    He may be dumb as rocks
    But he got a job, and doesn't feel like displaying how entitled to shit he feels...

    Which is better than 99% of the millenials out there
     
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    When I was a kid I worked at a full service Exxon with a repair shop.......My favorite was in the summer a Reggie/Reggette would pull in with a busted air conditioner.....And instead of asking me to "Charge it" Or it needs Freon.......I'd get...."Hey Main, I needs me some of 'dem/'doze Free-Zones".......
    Gotta Love 'em..........Cause the courts and 'gubbment say you HAVE to.................