you ever been fucking and realize you started fucking to the beat of the music?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    and then you feel all stupid and try to change the tempo so you're not in-step with the beat anymore? :jj:

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  2. zhukov

    zhukov Time traveler VIP

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    I've heard homos do that a lot
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I only fuck to Gregorian chants.

    [video=youtube;fCz_kNFludA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCz_kNFludA[/video]
     
  4. The Cunt

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    All the time.. I like "techno" when fucking 120 bpm
     
  5. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    homos fuck to the beat of the music.
     
  6. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    you the priest or alterboy?
     
  7. stripes

    stripes Active Member Banned User

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    I get the job done to a 30 second commercial in between a sports center segment
     
  8. nfbuckeye

    nfbuckeye Beam me up, Mr. Speaker. VIP

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    Throw on Massive Attack's "Mezzanine"...that's some good fuckin' tunes.

    [video=youtube;Y69nZWqsCy0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y69nZWqsCy0[/video]
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    We take turns.
     
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    Im white, its just not possible. :down:
     
  11. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    No music playing, just the sounds of passion
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    You mute the sound on your computer when you beat off too?
     
  13. Zarathustra

    Zarathustra Well-Known Member

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    Well that's a sassy response
     
  14. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Why thank you.
     
  15. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    What's fucking?
     
  16. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    It's another way of saying playing the drums.
     
  17. The Cunt

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    Cheers mate:nojj:
     
  18. The Cunt

    The Cunt New Member

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    Dinks.... would you say you're a dancer like clubbing or dance at weddings without being asked?:sd::ghp::sd:
     
  19. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    Oh fuck yeah.

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