You ever been on a high fiber diet?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I am at the moment and i have shit logs as big as my arm. Not sure if my asshole can take this stretching. But i have to say i feel better getting all cleaned out.
     
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    What are you currently taking and how much?
     
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    if McDonald's products has a lot of fiber, yes.
     
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    I eat one fiber bar per day plus one dose of Metamucil :facepalm:

    I have been constipated my whole life so this all new to me.
     
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    You are compacted Naz, yes :hw:
     
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    I've gone that route. Be sure to ease into it.
     
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    You feel great after one of these.
     
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    Been doing it for about 5 months now so it's good. at first I didnt think i could continue. Fiber fucks you up at first.
     
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    i was picturing big thick beer can shits
     
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    that does happen from time to time with high fiber.
     
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    Alert!
     
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    Me too. What's up with bansky? Obv receiving anal ain't the answer.
     
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    right it is difficult to adjust. But once the stomach gurgling and cramps go away its smooth sailing.
    Do you drink the flavored Metamucil? I used to then I switched to Konsyl, its plain and i add it to whatever juice i want.
     
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    I just drink the regular that tastes like mud.

    On a side note, when on fiber when you have to go you have to go! I have almost shit my pants many times.
     
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    :scratch:
     
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    That's for damn sure.
     
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    A few years ago I was feeling really backed up and uncomfortable so I downed a bunch of metamucil and a caesar salad and a few hours later produced something I can only compare to the size of an NFL football.

    I was fuckin' proud.
     
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    It's a good thing to get cleaned out naturally.
     
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    zingger Judge and jury Gold

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    My shit's don't look like they have been squeezed out of a Play Doh factory and I don't take it in the pooper. I guess I just put two and 2 together.


    :c