you ever been with a lady who bites during sex?

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  1. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    like a dirty little animal? this new girl i'm with bites me...i have a bunch of bruises on my shoulders because she bit me hard during coitus. i can't tell if i like it or not. she bites hard.
     
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    Yes
     
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    Yeah....fuck that.
     
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    basketcase Pissed that Naz only has 2 legs

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    is she a german shepherd or a rottwhieler ?
     
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    Yes. Just shoulder and chest.
     
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    The worst... a long time ago a girl I was with during many a blackout was like "you'll remember me this time" and put a hungry hippo bruise on my arm that lasted weeks.
     
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  7. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    did you like it?
     
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    Yes, and enjoyed it. She never left terrible bruises, though.
     
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    What happened to your other girlfriend, Dinkus?? The one who never cleaned anything? :umunch: You showed her the door? :wub:
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    New girl?
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    The harder the better.
     
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    it's part of the game
     
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    bite her ear lobes.
     
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    In my opinion, she's just leaving a mark so you won't bang the ex. Insecure behavior.
     
  16. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    they're crazy bruises. she also grabs the skin on my shoulder blades and rips it. it's hot during coitus but not so cool after that. she's a little animal.
     
  17. Harry Gibbs

    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    we are officially broken up and she's looking for a new place, though she's still living here until she finds one. she looked at a nice townhouse today that i think she might take/get if she acts soon enough. it's weird.
     
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    I went out with a biter, and not just like little romantic nibbles. It got worse over time. I may as well have been an apple or a Fruit RollUp
     
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    Harry Gibbs the boss of all men

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    it surprised the shit out of me when she did it. and there were seriously like 9 bite marks, about half of which left big bruises. and i have thumb print bruises on my forearms.

    maybe i need more iron in my diet.
     
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    It's awful... she's cray.

    Run. Promise