Entertainment You ever brush your teeth while taking a shit?

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  1. dawg

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    Sometimes when you are in a rush and you have things to do, you can kill 2 birds with one stone.
     
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    Never done it or have thought about doing it.
     
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    It really is convenient.
     
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    TMI
     
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    Does it take the same coordination as patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time?

    Just want to know if there's hope for me.
     
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    The problem occurs when one of the following occurs: you need to spit or you need to wipe. There is no good solution at that point. None. Nada. Nyet.
     
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    I also douche while driving to work
     
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    Great way to get fecal particles in your mouth
     
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    Not suggesting you do it daily, only on those days when you are in a rush. You can save time.
     
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    :lol:
     
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    No.. I actually brush in my kitchen. The sink is a whole lot bigger and more accommodating :grad:

    i do however like to browse dawgshed on my phone while Im taking my morning dump :ucoffee:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun. Gold

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    Well that's a given. with pads and smartphones you can shit and post these days.
     
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    :shucks:
     
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    W


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  16. Fuzz Nuts

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    They say our TV remotes and smart phones are covered with e coli bacteria, and we all know where that comes from, right? ;)
     
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    Listen splash, what do you do for a living?
     
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    Comes from hotel...

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    Imagine a blacklight scan of a hotel TV remote. :snicker:
     
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    :wtf:

    Dude, that's what's known as an "overshare".... :nono:
     
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    :shucks:
     
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