You ever do a chick doggie style and strangle her with a neck tie at the same time?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Me neither.....:(
     
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    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    What a sick fuck

    I don't like doggystyle
     
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    actually, God designed us to do it doggystyle. I consider it a sin if you don't at least try it every once in awhile
     
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    He has a short cock, but he seems to date girls with flat asses.:wtf:
     
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    I do spoon position sex in the mornings
     
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    and a little forking?
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    Sporking:sarcastic:
     
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    Well not exactly strangle, but yes...yes I have
     
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    Ew morning breath
     
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    Actually strangle? No, i have not your honor.
     
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    Robin Williams does not post here.
     
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    this is acceptable. God is shining his pure white light on you
     
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    This is how ive gotten teh anals the last two times. :party:
     
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    I'm too scare of killin em, to choke a bitch. I don't wanna wind up like the Preppie Killer and come out of a 10yr jail stint, addicted to smack cause I'm clumsy.

    I would run a tie through her mouth and pretend they are reigns though.
     
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    Wife is a whore is a real guy...LOlz
     
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    I never got the spooning anal, but it is on my Bucket List.
     
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    Define strangle
     
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    Eyes roll back and black out.