News You ever do this? Florida man attacks bitch for not having his dinner ready

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  1. MilkyDischarge

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    Police: Florida man attacks woman for 'not having dinner ready'
    A Florida man was arrested recently after police said he became angry with a woman over not having dinner prepared, accused her of being a prostitute, and attacked her.

    The 46-year-old man from Fort Walton Beach was angry with the woman on Wednesday because she “didn’t have dinner prepared” and accused her of being a prostitute, the Northwest Florida Daily News reports. The man also said the woman was “(expletive) our lives up.”

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    Police said he struck her in the face and head, and punched her in the back of the head. He proceeded to hold her around the throat and squeezed while using his “free hand to squeeze her cheeks and pinch her nose.”

    Police said she broke free and ran downstairs, but the man caught up and allegedly beat and kneed her. She was chased by the man into the kitchen while he was still punching her, police added.

    The woman said he made off with her driver’s license, Social Security card, wallet, and purse, police said. The man was arrested and charged with felony battery by strangulation and theft.

    Read more at the Northwest Florida Daily News.

    http://www.palmbeachpost.com/news/n...da-man-attacks-woman-not-having-dinner/nskqL/
     
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    Only when dinner isn't ready.
     
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    Why didn't she listen?!!! :bigcry:
     
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    Florida again ? :rolleye2:
     
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    Dude is hangry when he gets home from work!!!
     
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    Betcha it'll be ready next time
     
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    How else is she going to learn?
     
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    Sounds like foreplay to me. Give Rodney a chance
     
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    i've lived with a few women and not one of them ever had dinner ready for me. i didn't live with them for their cooking. :)
     
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    The scandal should be he was arrested for this.
     
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    Some kinky shit going on with his "prostitute"

    I see the squeezing the cheeks, what's up with the nose shit?
     
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    ....and people still want to be police officers and deal with this crap every day.

    The crazy thing is sometimes when the husband gets arrested the wife freaks out and attacks the officer.
     
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    Daveindiego and wife is a whore like this.
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    At least she's an earner
     
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    Where is the Bugs Bunny Florida GIF? :bigthink
     
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    How does it go for better or worse. I do
     
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    Coulda been worse

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    He coulda shot her in her pinky toe
     
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