You Ever Eat While You're Taking A Shit?

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  1. blairg

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    Sometimes in the morning I'll bring a mandarin orange in with me.
     
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    It's a solid thread :finger:
     
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    :shit::shmoop:
     
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    No. It's a soiled thread.
     
  7. blairg

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    :c
     
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    I wonder if you could do that without barfing especially if it's a smellie one
     
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    I stare at this chart and contemplate life in general

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  10. blairg

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    Yeah bro, everyone likes their own brand.
     
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    I eat the shit. I'm into recycling.
     
  12. blairg

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    See I couldn't eat my orange if I had to look at that.
     
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    :rolleye:
     
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    Can't say that I have :hat:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    another shit blllllaaaarggggg thread
     
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    Could u eat a meal while taking a shit like hamburger and fries on the bowl
     
  17. blairg

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    :finger:
     
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    No that's gross, but I don't think anything is wrong with an small easily peelable orange, or a yogurt.
     
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    literally!
     
  20. stripes

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    just throw the orange in the shitter, eliminate the middle man