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You ever fucked a Turkey?

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  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Well, Gobble Gobble Bitches!

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  2. Chriza

    Chriza You look like a tree! VIP

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    Your threads are consistently fucking terrible
     
  3. Mur

    Mur Mod Gold VIP

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    No ty
     
  4. MasterBlaster

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    No.
     
  5. Napoleon V

    Napoleon V New Member Shot Dead

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    No, can't say I have.
     
  6. gilaet

    gilaet Police Truck Administrator

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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards Gold

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    Once but I was gonna share it in the Funny Thanksgiving Day stories thread
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Nightwatchman Staff Member

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    Be nice.
     
  10. bobtraw

    bobtraw Tell your mother I hate you! VIP

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    [video=youtube;LATKP6Dj9X8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATKP6Dj9X8[/video]

    4:25 in..."Did you cum in this chicken?"
     
  11. bobtraw

    bobtraw Tell your mother I hate you! VIP

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    "It's a clean bird, I didn't cum into the chicken."
     
  12. Deepercreek

    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold VIP

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    You're fucking fowl
     
  13. Tom Doyers

    Tom Doyers Well-Known Member

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    NSFW
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  14. bobtraw

    bobtraw Tell your mother I hate you! VIP

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    Salmonella penis
     
  15. bobtraw

    bobtraw Tell your mother I hate you! VIP

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    Having sex with a bird cavity is really weird because you can get your entire hand inside one of those. It would be like having sex with a diseased greasy large sack.
     
  16. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member

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    Sometimes I tie the turkeys legs together first, It's much juicer and tighter that way.
     
  17. beatlejaws

    beatlejaws nowhere poster VIP

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    oh, that's why it's weird
     
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    :facepalm:
     
  19. hidden dragon

    hidden dragon you are all crazy VIP

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    Like a hot dog down a hallway, only witb samonella
     
  20. The Snork

    The Snork Well-Known Member

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    At 3:30

    [video=youtube;BoMFxBoQF8Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BoMFxBoQF8Q#t=215s[/video]
     

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