You ever fucked a Turkey?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by UncaDollas, Nov 21, 2012.

  1. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Well, Gobble Gobble Bitches!

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  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Your threads are consistently fucking terrible
     
  3. Mur

    Mur soon Gold

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    No ty
     
  4. MasterBlaster

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    No.
     
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    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    No, can't say I have.
     
  6. gilaet

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    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    Once but I was gonna share it in the Funny Thanksgiving Day stories thread
     
  9. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Be nice.
     
  10. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    [video=youtube;LATKP6Dj9X8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LATKP6Dj9X8[/video]

    4:25 in..."Did you cum in this chicken?"
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    "It's a clean bird, I didn't cum into the chicken."
     
  12. Deepercreek

    Deepercreek Gone fishing Gold

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    You're fucking fowl
     
  13. h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0

    h89fvh8dfha8hfv9a0 Xavier's water boy Banned User

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    NSFW
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  14. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Salmonella penis
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Having sex with a bird cavity is really weird because you can get your entire hand inside one of those. It would be like having sex with a diseased greasy large sack.
     
  16. UncaDollas

    UncaDollas Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Sometimes I tie the turkeys legs together first, It's much juicer and tighter that way.
     
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    oh, that's why it's weird
     
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    :facepalm:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    Like a hot dog down a hallway, only witb samonella
     
  20. The Snork

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    At 3:30

    [video=youtube;BoMFxBoQF8Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BoMFxBoQF8Q#t=215s[/video]