you ever go to a hooker???

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by cheezedbyfate, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    i got jacked off by a massage parlor chick once 25 years ago....does that count???:dontknow:
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You are fucking old as fuck
     
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    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    The hookers on MacArthur Boulevard in Oakland are not worth the 10 dollars that they charge this is a public service announcement thank you.
     
  5. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    Not technically, but they were hewers.
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    relax and have a connoli kid and ill tell ya all about the great depression....
     
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    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    the massage parlor was in detroit.....place was shitty as all fuk even back then..
     
  8. Ron Decline

    Ron Decline New Member Banned User

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    Yep. Went to a legal brothel here in Nevada. Years later, the girl ended up on HBO's Cathouse.

    It wasn't bad. Not the best sex I've had, but far from the worst.
     
  9. Divorce Chicken

    Divorce Chicken I've got angst in my pants VIP

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    Shouldn't this topic be moved to the Stern Show forum?
     
  10. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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  11. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    act like you havent you carls jr eating homo
     
  13. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

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    do you remember her name? Let's have a look.
     
  14. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Paid girls online???? Um no. :jj:
     
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    VAsiCkBoy Well-Known Member

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    I plead the
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  16. Suzy

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    There's that blur between online and reality I'm talking about. What did you pay them to do, Gary?
     
  17. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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  18. garypagetwo

    garypagetwo Adios, farewell, goodbye. Gold

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    what blur quit speaking in codes
     
  19. Suzy

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    I started a thread about e relationships. How can you compare online sex to real sex?
     
  20. h5htyt76757j

    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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