News You ever grab the motorized cart at Walmart some Wine and Sushi?

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    A Florida woman was arrested for allegedly shooting up meth and then riding a motorized shopping cart through the Lecanto Walmart while eating sushi, cinnamon rolls, rotisserie chicken, and drinking wine.

    Josseleen Eldia Lopez, 20, was arrested for shoplifting and drug paraphernalia charges, according to reports from WNCN.

    A Walmart employee called the Citrus County Sheriff's Office after seeing the accused shoplifter driving around the store in a motorized cart and acting suspiciously.


    When the deputies arrived, they found a half-empty bottle of wine in her cart, and accused her of eating and drinking more than $30 worth of food and wine from the Walmart. They also found two empty syringes in Lopez's purse, according to reports. Officials say she later told the police she used the needles to shoot up meth prior to the shoplifting incident. Lopez also said she was hungry and didn't want to wait to eat the food outside of the store and she knew what she was doing was wrong.
     
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    And yes it was Florida.
     
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    Guilty
     
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    This girl knows how to party.
     
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    I'm gonna have to say, guilty as charged.
     
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    Florida. Also shooting meth at 20. The future is bright for this one.







    And walmart sushi.
     
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    It was all the rage
     
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    Little Lupe has fallen on hard times..

    Well she's used to falling on hard things
     
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    Good Von :grad:
     
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    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    She sounds fun. :giggle:
     
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    You've shaid it all.

    But I guess I'm a tard because I didn't know you could shoot meth. :facepalm:
     
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    This article has it all.
     
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    I thought this was a typical night out in Florida
     
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    in a fla walmart? $30? what did she have? the 6 gal box of gallo wine, 2 whole roasted chickens and a cheesecake?
     
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    You know im drunk and high all the time and never thought to do this, i need to step my game up
     
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    Sam's Choice caviar and toast points.
     
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    A Walmart employee called the Citrus County Sheriff's Office after seeing the accused shoplifter driving around the store in a motorized cart and acting suspiciously.

    This just in on the AP wire: "On behalf of the Superintendent of the Asylum of Florida, I just want to personally thank Bertha here for cracking this cold case. We have been trying, for years now, to find out who was shooting meth, drinking wine, and eating our World Famous Walmart sushi (a delicious blend of cat food and goldfish flakes) while motor-boating around our store, high as a fucking kite in the Himalyas. Now, thanks to Bertha, this criminal has been pulled off our aisles and will find out that crime does not pay until you go to jail, get three hots and a cot and a GED."

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    I didn't either ... but I'm taking my lack of knowledge as a positive this time.
     
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    20? She looks about 12 to me :dontknow:
     
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