Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Harry Gibbs, Feb 2, 2013.
i did once in high school. i said back to her "you don't want me to marry you, do you?"
yes, happened to me 2 mos. ago
she's 14 weeks preggers
Let's talk about it at the top of this flight of stairs.
Twice. Both times they told me after I broke up with them. Both times they were lying.
I had a girl tell say she was "preg".
I punched her in the gut before she could finish saying "pregnant".
Twice, the same girl. She would always pull that shit when we would break-up. She was supposedly pregnant the last time we broke-up and had an abortion. She was probably lying though.
I was trying to remember who said that
So she's going to have it? What are you gonna do?
Yours was one girl twice. Mine was different girls. Mine was factual. Yours was fictional.
there is no way you could possibly impregnate, much less copulate with, a female. I just don't see it.
stop imagining schmoopy having sex
The fake beaner's gonna be a father.
Part I - Yes
Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
go all Lever and pretend you are mental