You ever lay in bed, look at your phone,

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    And drop it on your face? I have. :nojj:
     
  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    Boy, Mike, your threads are going downhill.
     
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  3. J Hi

    J Hi Grape Slushie VIP Gold

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    You ever hit your elbows on the corner of the wall or door frames? Well I have & it really smarts.

    Luckily I received some wonderful advice from my love, @Oderus ...Elbows in, Motherfucker!!

    Dammit if I didn't lose that pic in my computer crash, do you still have it, Oderus?
     
  4. Wesmantooth

    Wesmantooth VIP Extreme Gold

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    you like movies about gladiators?
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You motherfucker.
     
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  6. HelloCleveland!

    HelloCleveland! Well-Known Member

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    I stubbed my toe this morning :pissed:
     
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    No, I'm not retarded.
     
  8. eliasbboy

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    I would never have shared it with a soul. It's been my personal shame and embarrassment.

    :jj:
     
  9. eliasbboy

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    My phone is always immaculately cleaned and very slippery. :pissed:
     
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    I don't watch porn.
     
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  11. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    Twice today
     
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  12. crazypreacher

    crazypreacher Spoon! Gold

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    Musta been one hell of a clip.
     
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  13. eliasbboy

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    I wasn't watching porn. I was actually reading this site when it happened to me. Started dozing off and BAM!
     
  14. BLOW ME

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    Yes. And the iPad. And, a long time ago, the laptop. :facepalm:
     
  15. Artie Laugh

    Artie Laugh ****

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  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    Same here. Had nothing to do with porn. I'm glad someone else is like me :jj:
     
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  17. BrulesRules

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    DBD is so obsessed with phones he's going to end up with one in his vagina.
     
  18. Tickle Shits

    Tickle Shits very angry indeed Gold

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    If dozed off with my iPad and smashed the bridge of my nose.
     
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    Mine burst into flames and then I dropped it on my face and my face caught on fire and then I stopped dropped and rolled on the carpet and the carpet caught on fire and then the house burned down. But I've only done that once.
     
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    Sometimes you get a phone with all the bells and whistles, and that's how God is. He wants to fill you with the holy bloat of ALL the latest spiritual applications. Be a smartphone for Jesus.