Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Oct 12, 2016.
And drop it on your face? I have.
Boy, Mike, your threads are going downhill.
You ever hit your elbows on the corner of the wall or door frames? Well I have & it really smarts.
Luckily I received some wonderful advice from my love, @Oderus ...Elbows in, Motherfucker!!
Dammit if I didn't lose that pic in my computer crash, do you still have it, Oderus?
you like movies about gladiators?
I stubbed my toe this morning
No, I'm not retarded.
I would never have shared it with a soul. It's been my personal shame and embarrassment.
My phone is always immaculately cleaned and very slippery.
I don't watch porn.
Musta been one hell of a clip.
I wasn't watching porn. I was actually reading this site when it happened to me. Started dozing off and BAM!
Yes. And the iPad. And, a long time ago, the laptop.
Same here. Had nothing to do with porn. I'm glad someone else is like me
DBD is so obsessed with phones he's going to end up with one in his vagina.
If dozed off with my iPad and smashed the bridge of my nose.
Mine burst into flames and then I dropped it on my face and my face caught on fire and then I stopped dropped and rolled on the carpet and the carpet caught on fire and then the house burned down. But I've only done that once.
Sometimes you get a phone with all the bells and whistles, and that's how God is. He wants to fill you with the holy bloat of ALL the latest spiritual applications. Be a smartphone for Jesus.