You ever ponder the meaning of life?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Do you just work until your 70 then drop dead? Is that it? thats all there is to it?
     
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    Life has no meaning. It just is.
     
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    There's no meaning. Life's a fluke.
     
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    I vant to leave it a better blace.
     
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    god damn it, bro. :mad:
     
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    Is 70 the cutoff for death now?
    WTF Obama?
     
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    You can't take it with you.
     
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    FULL OF MY UNDEAD BLETHERENNNN
     
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    Sucks ze life out of ze loom
     
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    Don't live to work. Work to live.
     
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    I had a boss at age 70 found a small town he liked and said he was going to retire there. He started the paperwork bought a little piece of land and started the process. He was dead before the paperwork was complete,
     
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    i read a sci fi book when i was in my teens. in the story a guy searched the universe to find the most intelligent being. he wanted to ask it a question. after a bunch of wacky adventures, he finally finds this being and asks - why is it that we are born only to suffer and die?

    the supreme being said - why not? :dontknow:



    i've been clear about life ever since.
     
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    Don't panic, and don't forget your towel

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    Well, once you're dead, it's not like you can regret not doing something...
     
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    Do you remember Mallory Keaton's answwer to this question from Family Ties?


    Girl got it 100% right in 1.
     
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    lord i hope not. :nooo:
     
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    so far as we know. Personally I believe that the world has a perverse sense of humor and would not stop at death.
     
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    I believe there's something after death. Just not sure of what..
     
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    a real nasty first sgt in the air force retired after fucking with people for 30 years. a few weeks later he was mowing his lawn and dropped dead. we mostly didn't laugh but he was a real dick so...