You ever score Midget cock on Craigslist?

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  1. MilkyDischarge

    MilkyDischarge The "Fuckin' cockroach infestation!"

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    I love slurping up Midget cum
     
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    jett Well-Known Member

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    I can honestly say I never have Officer.
     
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  3. FishySausage

    FishySausage In Robin’s fridge VIP

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    Yes.
    We used the "illegal handshake"
     
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  4. shitbird14

    shitbird14 Well-Known Member

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    Or a missile, or a hand job from a midget, or tickets to a comedy show, or zzzzzzzzz
     
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  5. Bubbleguts420

    Bubbleguts420 Well-Known Member 2010 OG

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    Found a great bang maid on Craigslist. She would come over, strip down and clean the apartment then we would bang.

    She wasn't hot, kinda beefy but not gross.
    She would be super aggressive just hoping to fuck and leave but I really wanted my place cleaned first.
     
  6. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    We remove threads everytime you do it but you continue? What is your agenda?
     
  7. matt1357

    matt1357 Well-Known Member

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    No nudity, midget or human.

    -Elias
     
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  8. chapped

    chapped Well-Known Member

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    I am getting a strong poster of the year vibe
     
  9. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    So you didnt take the hint from elias? Take three days off. Read the rules when you return.
     
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  10. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Milky is a colorful chap for sure. But just curious, what rule did he break? I want to make sure I don't do it. :giggle:
     
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  11. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    He was not temp banned its another guy
     
  12. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    Ok. :)
     
  13. Boomer

    Boomer Who is your daddy and what does he do?

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    What do you do for a living?
     
  14. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    So Milky, any updates on how things are going with the wife? Most women love this kind of talk. Have you thought about asking her to join Dawg's?
     
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  15. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    Reason, posting nudity in the open forums even after he was warned by @eliasbboy
     
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  16. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    I work for the Illuminati.
     
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  17. Jayla

    Jayla It's not my circus, not my monkeys Gold

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    I really don't get the whole not heeding multiple warnings thing. If someone in a position of authority asks me to stop, I stop even if I don't agree with them if for no other reason than I don't want the sanction.
     
  18. Calloused Shins

    Calloused Shins Well-Known Member

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    Could be the greatest thing I have ever witnessed
     
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    Snapper50 VIP Extreme Gold

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    For what? Presentation? Height?
     
  20. LaserT

    LaserT You have to have fun.

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    Yes...many..a...a times!