Stern Show You ever shit your pants like Artie did?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    you ever accidently shit your pants?
    Let's hear about it.
    Fart gone wrong, so drunk you did, couldn't hold it back and just exploded.

    Artie's drunk story the other day got me wondering there has to be more great stories like that one.

    Let's hear em
     
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    Who's Artie? Does he post here?
     
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    That's disgusting.
     
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    Was having case races with bud light. I downed about 12 in an hour and a half. Went to 5he bar and started drinking wild turkey and later on sharted. Took a cab home with the windows down. That night was the drizzling shits.
     
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    Yep. Was at my go to happy hour bar. Was going there 3 to 4 nights a week. One winter I walked in, hung ny jacket up, sat down. I was having a beer, pounded a shot, and then I was gonna sneak a fart out. It wasn't a fart :jj:

    I went to the bathroom and threw my underwear in the trash. Went back out, finished by beer, said bye, and left
     
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    I sharted when I was running one time.
     
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    just happened had bad gas... turned on fan in kitchen in case wife came down then it happened again.... cramps! Went to stairs to go up to bathroom saw wife coming down said i was running out to water garden it was dark. walked 10 steps and it all was coming out, this was maybe 30 seconds from the gas before. since it was dark i did the robin quivers chucked underwear in bush (retrieved the next day) took garden hose and hosed off, water was freezing but who cares. gave my shorts the sniff test - nothing. threw them back on and sprayed fertilzer all over myself. came back in and said the miracle grow thing blew up and i had to get in the shower pronto. i did the rest came out there.

    The wife and i just had a kid so we plan sex nights and this was one of them so we did the deed i was well cleaned up even got some ass play - well played i thought...
     
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    Was it because of bad Chinese food?
     
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    Hence your name?
     
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    Fuck...
     
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    @Artie Laugh
     
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    Yep,
    True story college , family visiting night before a big game I was to play in.
    We go out to Mexican, on way back to apt in my sports jumpsuit... I yell hurry to my gf.... Let's just say she didn't make it to the door in time with the keys.

    It happens, we all had a laugh I tried to play it off.... It was literally just a dribble that started luckily I finished in the bathroom.
     
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    Not quite shit myself, but damn close. Denos bikini bar in Manhattan. Several beers, a few shots topped off with a bag of bad coke. The bathroom had no stall. Just a half a shower curtain that separated the sink from the toilet. No lock on the door. It was worse than prison. Shit like an absolute animal. Went on for a good half hour. Struggled to a cab to take me home across town. Still have the impression of my house keys in the palm of my hand. I was squeezing them so hard in an attempt to not shit the back of the cab.
     
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    She wishes she looked this good.
     
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    Yes, several times. The most memorable was at work. Looked like a crime scene. Never trust a fart.
     
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