You ever stick your finger in your ass when you're constipated...

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...and then like, it's like you hit the diarrhea button.
     
  2. Dream Theater

    Dream Theater DAWGS E-BULLY Squad Gold

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    No.
    The only ass I stick my fingers in is my girlfriends.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
  4. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    No, not when I'm constipated
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Have you ever had to dig the cement poop out with your fingers?
     
  8. Hamptons Ranger

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    I've never tried. :goatse:
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    This has never happened to me. The closest I've come is when I get it all soaped up back there in the shower and the soap lubes it so much I get inadvertent digital penetration.
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike I wear panties 24/7 364

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    If I had a nickel for every time
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    sexy!
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    Yuns are groos.
     
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    gwartney Unafilliated Gold

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    So, yesterday, a friend of mine was in the restaurant in our hotel and overheard this guy in a panic asking one of the staff where the restroom was. The staffer told him where it was and right then, the dude completely filled his pants. My friend saw the look on the guys face and smelled it.
     
  16. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Watch those slim fast shakes.
     
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    So do I.
    She's very clean btw.
     
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    "a friend" :jj:
     
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    I love to use slim fast to chase down my sugar free gummi bears.
     
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  20. Teeney

    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Badass!