You ever stick your finger in your ass when you're constipated...

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

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    ...and then like, it's like you hit the diarrhea button.
     
  2. Dream Theater

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    No.
    The only ass I stick my fingers in is my girlfriends.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
  4. JameGumb

    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    JameGumb We're all out of toner!

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    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    No, not when I'm constipated
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    Have you ever had to dig the cement poop out with your fingers?
     
  8. Hamptons Ranger

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    I've never tried. :goatse:
     
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  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    This has never happened to me. The closest I've come is when I get it all soaped up back there in the shower and the soap lubes it so much I get inadvertent digital penetration.
     
  11. baltimore mike

    baltimore mike Shitty Bar Thread Creator

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    If I had a nickel for every time
     
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    sexy!
     
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    Yuns are groos.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    So, yesterday, a friend of mine was in the restaurant in our hotel and overheard this guy in a panic asking one of the staff where the restroom was. The staffer told him where it was and right then, the dude completely filled his pants. My friend saw the look on the guys face and smelled it.
     
  16. Teeney

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    Watch those slim fast shakes.
     
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    So do I.
    She's very clean btw.
     
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    "a friend" :jj:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

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    I love to use slim fast to chase down my sugar free gummi bears.
     
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    Badass!