You ever stick your finger in your ass when you're constipated...

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  1. Rubber Biscuit

    Rubber Biscuit Well-Known Member Banned User

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    ...and then like, it's like you hit the diarrhea button.
     
  2. Dream Theater

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    No.
    The only ass I stick my fingers in is my girlfriends.
     
  3. RH Goatcabin

    RH Goatcabin One Man Four Banner Mafia 2010 OG POTY The Bar VIP Gold

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    Biscuit, Rubber. :nojj:
     
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    No, not when I'm constipated
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Have you ever had to dig the cement poop out with your fingers?
     
  8. Hamptons Ranger

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    I've never tried. :goatse:
     
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  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    This has never happened to me. The closest I've come is when I get it all soaped up back there in the shower and the soap lubes it so much I get inadvertent digital penetration.
     
  11. baltimore mike

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    If I had a nickel for every time
     
  13. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    sexy!
     
  14. Billy Brown

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    Yuns are groos.
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    So, yesterday, a friend of mine was in the restaurant in our hotel and overheard this guy in a panic asking one of the staff where the restroom was. The staffer told him where it was and right then, the dude completely filled his pants. My friend saw the look on the guys face and smelled it.
     
  16. Teeney

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    Watch those slim fast shakes.
     
  17. DarkFriday

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    So do I.
    She's very clean btw.
     
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  18. Billy Brown

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    "a friend" :jj:
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I love to use slim fast to chase down my sugar free gummi bears.
     
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    Teeney My friends call me Lissette Gold

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    Badass!