You ever walk in on your roommate having sex?

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  1. Ganggreen87

    Ganggreen87 Well-Known Member

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    happened to me a ton in college. Weirdest most awkward 2 seconds ever
    The funniest was always when they both would look at you and then keep going
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Who in Zeus's fucking ballbag are you?
     
  3. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    My best friend from my home town decided to surprise me with a visit to my college. He walked in on me at a bad moment when I was with a girl that was sort of not attractive. Hell. She was a real pig.
     
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    Who da fuck is this faggot?
     
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    When I was in the Navy and had to share a room with dudes it used to happen a lot. One of us would be banging a chick and someone would walk in and turn on the light and whoever was fucking didn't even stop and you'd just hear the guy who walked in turn off the light and start giggling.
     
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    I stopped at a buddies house to take a shit one night and he was on the floor banging someone who wasn't his wife....I walked around them, said excuse me...took my shit and left

    No words.....they never missed a beat :backlol:
     
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    Never have had a roommate so I have no practical experience with your question
    And who da fuk are you and how did you get here?
     
  9. idiotbox

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    I also had a few crazy roommates in the Navy.
     
  10. Tigger Please

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    I walked in on my college roommate and this guy who reportedly worked at Plato's Retreat. I apologized, and she said cheerily, "(Tigger!) Join us!" I went next door to hang out with a couple of my other friends instead.
     
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    Normally in the Navy it's the roommates who are fucking each other.
     
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    You stopped at your buddies house to take a :shit:? :bigthink


    Am I strange for thinking that's really weird?
     
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    You mean NOT on purpose? :c
     
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    I bet that they asked you for blue and red Masters hats too. :rolleyes:

    Who the fuck would possibly even think of a green one?
     
  15. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Yes, for two semesters in college. One was on the floor underneath a huge black linebacker and I said, "I'm not looking I just need to get my homework sorry haha".
     
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    Muy buddy and I went into his dorm freshman year, to find his (male) roommate blowing another dude. We were stoned so our head was spinning, and we didnt know what to say. So I grabbed a trash can, yelled " I need this trashcan!," and ran out the door. Not that this matters, but both participants were black, and pretty ghetto.
     
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    Yeah but that was the 60s. :grid:
     
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    Yo yo yo yo
     
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    Just be sure and close the door so you don't let all the stank out.
     
  20. Tigger Please

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    It wasn't. I don't get it.