You ever wipe your ass to hard?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by dawg, May 13, 2013.

  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    565,899
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    122,732
    Likes Received:
    97,166
    You know when you think there is something to clean but it turns out dry but you wipe and rub your ass raw?
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

    Reputations:
    121,867
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,711
    Likes Received:
    3,725
    I don't think I know you well enough to answer this.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    383,508
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    61,011
    Likes Received:
    26,096
    What the fuck is going on in your asshole Dawg?
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    565,899
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    122,732
    Likes Received:
    97,166
    My ass is raw. I just cant get comfortable :pissed:
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

    Reputations:
    383,508
    Joined:
    Nov 5, 2010
    Messages:
    61,011
    Likes Received:
    26,096
    never mind, Oderus told me :facepalm:
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

    Reputations:
    54,280
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    36,945
    Likes Received:
    4,558
  7. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    553,228
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    78,456
    Likes Received:
    34,211
    I get in the shower and pressure wash out all the grit and sediment. :smile:
     
  8. latin mami

    latin mami aye aye aye VIP

    Reputations:
    3,661
    Joined:
    Oct 12, 2010
    Messages:
    22,979
    Likes Received:
    262
    :console:
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,619
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    37,710
    Likes Received:
    2,138
    No. I usually am able to figure it out after the first wipe. If no more wiping is required, I stop.
     
  10. Viddy Well

    Viddy Well New Member

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 16, 2012
    Messages:
    992
    Likes Received:
    0
    Spic problems.
     
  11. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    Do you close your eyes and imagine it's freds cumming up your asshole
     
  12. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    126,392
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,739
    Likes Received:
    20,032
    You gotta be careful if you have fingernails. :cool:
     
  13. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

    Reputations:
    553,228
    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    78,456
    Likes Received:
    34,211
    I bet that Dawg has a lot of excess grit and sediment stuck up there. :bigthink
     
  14. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? Gold

    Reputations:
    111,055
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2010
    Messages:
    44,401
    Likes Received:
    16,845
    You need a higher grade TP, Dawg.
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,619
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    37,710
    Likes Received:
    2,138
    I hope you wash your hands thoroughly after you dump and wipe.
     
  16. Babs

    Babs Well-Known Member VIP

    Reputations:
    126,392
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    65,739
    Likes Received:
    20,032
    Its prolly butt cancer.
     
  17. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

    Reputations:
    565,899
    Joined:
    Aug 19, 2010
    Messages:
    122,732
    Likes Received:
    97,166
    No I'm clean. I just thought there was stuff to clean so i went at it hard the first wipe. Big mistake :wtf:
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    80,619
    Joined:
    Jan 18, 2012
    Messages:
    37,710
    Likes Received:
    2,138
    Dawg uses a corn cob.
     
  19. DarkFriday

    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

    Reputations:
    788,809
    Joined:
    Jul 6, 2011
    Messages:
    180,384
    Likes Received:
    100,345
  20. Vyb

    Vyb serial chiller Gold

    Reputations:
    7,053
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2010
    Messages:
    43,535
    Likes Received:
    1,303
    Note to self: Stop snorting coke from Bab's thumbnail.