You ever wipe your ass to hard?

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    You know when you think there is something to clean but it turns out dry but you wipe and rub your ass raw?
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    I don't think I know you well enough to answer this.
     
  3. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    What the fuck is going on in your asshole Dawg?
     
  4. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    My ass is raw. I just cant get comfortable :pissed:
     
  5. Mlaw

    Mlaw Quite Contrarian Gold

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    never mind, Oderus told me :facepalm:
     
  6. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I get in the shower and pressure wash out all the grit and sediment. :smile:
     
  8. latin mami

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    :console:
     
  9. Popeye Saavedra

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    No. I usually am able to figure it out after the first wipe. If no more wiping is required, I stop.
     
  10. Viddy Well

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    Spic problems.
     
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    Do you close your eyes and imagine it's freds cumming up your asshole
     
  12. Babs

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    You gotta be careful if you have fingernails. :cool:
     
  13. Daveindiego

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    I bet that Dawg has a lot of excess grit and sediment stuck up there. :bigthink
     
  14. gwartney

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    You need a higher grade TP, Dawg.
     
  15. Popeye Saavedra

    Popeye Saavedra Well-Known Member

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    I hope you wash your hands thoroughly after you dump and wipe.
     
  16. Babs

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    Its prolly butt cancer.
     
  17. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    No I'm clean. I just thought there was stuff to clean so i went at it hard the first wipe. Big mistake :wtf:
     
  18. Popeye Saavedra

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    Dawg uses a corn cob.
     
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    Note to self: Stop snorting coke from Bab's thumbnail.