You ever woke up and caught your mate just staring at you?

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  1. Habit Forming

    Habit Forming Member

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    If you catch them more than three times doing that shit, it's time to move the fuck out.
     
  2. gilaet

    gilaet Zen As Fuck Gold

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    I would be ok with that. They are just making sure the boogyman don't get me while I sleep. :c
     
  4. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    it usually means she wants my cock, so no I dont mind
     
  5. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    looney bin
     
  6. wicked smaaaht

    wicked smaaaht New Member

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    We want to kill you. :coffee:
     
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    sneaky G, very sneaky
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    my ukranian ex used to do that shit sometimes. Freaked me out when I woke up, but that was usually when i took naps during the day
     
  9. walleye

    walleye Active Member Banned User

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    Only when I sleep talk and say someone else's name.
     
  10. PI Nate

    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    Yes...
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  11. Stew Nod

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    I have...and I beat her down with a pillow and went back to sleep
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    now i know that you are lying
     
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    :eek:j voice:

    it happens
     
  14. gilaet

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  15. Boss Ono

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    That happened once and I said lets go for a walk. We both got up without speaking, got dressed and walked out the front door. A huge fog bank was rolling up the street and we silently held hands and walked right towards it. We went down the street around the corner and the fog started to clear. I looked up and said out loud, "Look at the moon, lets go back." After we turned around I noticed I could see the moon ahead of me and looked back to see what I had just seen and noticed that there were now two of them. Streaks of light went zooming past them and then they dissipated and were gone. Later on the morning news it was reported that they got dozens of calls about the things in the early morning sky. They reported that the weather service was conducting high altitude barium experiments so I thought nothing more of it and went back to bed. To this day though I still think how strange it was that I woke up to find my wife just laying there wide awake staring at me...
     
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    o_O
     
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    Boss Ono New Member Banned User

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    It was during the Regan years so I bet it was some star wars tech thing. :cool:
     
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    hidden dragon the princess of darkness Staff Member

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    oh really??
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    dated a chick that did that once...once

    i woke up, rolled over and she was staring at me. kinda fucking creepy. i remind her of that a lot.
     
  20. Chaos

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    Especially if it was you. :marx: