Shop Now At Amazon

You evuh paint yer g/fs or wifes or b/fs or husbands toe nails?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Stevie, Jan 26, 2013.

  1. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    How did you do tha first time?


    Didja think you did good? Did they like it..? Or wazz it terrible?










    Juss wondering
     
  2. Ridic Too2

    Ridic Too2 New Member Shot Dead

    Reputations:
    -6
    Joined:
    May 31, 2011
    Messages:
    6,219
    Likes Received:
    0
    My sister painted my toe nails once. She did a good job.
     
  3. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    Awwwwwww, thatzz cute.
     
  4. Satori Brah

    Satori Brah Piece of Shit Gold

    Reputations:
    51,526
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    46,941
    Likes Received:
    3,345
    nope. is it fun? sexytime?
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    I enjoyed it...
     
  6. Swayze

    Swayze Guest

    Reputations:
    0
    Wow

    :facepalm:
     
  7. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    WOW!






    :cheer:
     
  8. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    I passed out drunk one time in college, and some girls painted my toenails pink. :dontknow:
     
  9. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    :jerk:


    Go on...
     
  10. Babs

    Babs :babs: VIP

    Reputations:
    22,724
    Joined:
    Aug 20, 2012
    Messages:
    40,693
    Likes Received:
    1,918
    Love for a guy to play with my feets.
     
  11. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    Oh?
     
  12. zingger

    zingger Well-Known Member Gold VIP

    Reputations:
    43,134
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    17,887
    Likes Received:
    638
    Why dont you and wack lay down, spoon, then wait for a cement truck to run over yer respective heads.
     
  13. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    Why would we do that? That would be stupid. Now fuck off...
     
  14. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting Gold

    Reputations:
    86,832
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    136,800
    Likes Received:
    4,199
    No and never want to. I have shaved ex-girlfriend's pussies before and we used to always shower together and wash each other. :mjerk:
     
  15. Smell Muhfinger

    Smell Muhfinger "is just really nice?"

    Reputations:
    -3
    Joined:
    Aug 29, 2010
    Messages:
    4,323
    Likes Received:
    0
    :hhh:
     
  16. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    Shower gel? Soap? Shaving cream?
     
  17. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting Gold

    Reputations:
    86,832
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    136,800
    Likes Received:
    4,199
    The works.
     
  18. zingger

    zingger Well-Known Member Gold VIP

    Reputations:
    43,134
    Joined:
    Sep 18, 2010
    Messages:
    17,887
    Likes Received:
    638
    Sorry sweetie. Didn't mean to hurt yer feelings.


    Now plz drink bleach. The both of you. Liars.
     
  19. Stevie

    Stevie My number's 7097556EL3 VIP

    Reputations:
    16,632
    Joined:
    Sep 3, 2010
    Messages:
    27,439
    Likes Received:
    883
    :console:


    You seem...boring.



    Anyhoos, bleach izz bad fer you dumb dumb, why would I drink that?!?





    Fucking jerkoff...
     
  20. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Employee of the Year 8 Years In A Row And Counting Gold

    Reputations:
    86,832
    Joined:
    Aug 25, 2010
    Messages:
    136,800
    Likes Received:
    4,199

Share This Page