You fellas ever give a lady the shocker before?

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  1. Hateman

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    Two in the pink, one in the stink :coffee:
     
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    Kanye has given a broad the "llama hoof."
     
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    Sure, who hasnt? :jerk:
     
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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That a boy
     
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    In the mid-west, we call that "The Ebonite".

    After the bowling ball..... ;)
     
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    Yup, and the dirty Sanchez.
     
  12. BrulesRules

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    Every time I take my boxer briefs off.
     
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    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter Gold

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    Hateman Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Bearscat hates vagina :lmao:
     
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    does an angry pirate count?
     
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    Of course, and while doggy styling I thumb the butthole too. Most chicks dig it ...only had a very few that did not enjoy it and asked me not do that.
     
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    While looking up what an angry pirate was I came across this:

    alabama hot pocket
    the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

    :bug:
     
  20. Hateman

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    You'd rub the hole or stick it all in there?