You fuck nuts bitchin about women

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Dlist, Aug 31, 2012.

  1. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Here is the deal..
    We want a man who doesn't live in his mother's basement, isn't on welfare, has a sense of humor, and doesn't have a pot belly..and can take charge..as in fix stuff, clean up after himself and actually can grocery shop.
    And fuckin have a job!!! Stop posting on dawgsaloon and earn some money already.
     
  2. Super Mario

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  3. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~Would Like to Play~ Gold

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    You're high maintenance. :coffee:
     
  4. Gas Face

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    I fit the criteria :cheer:
     
  5. Dlist

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    I am but all hot chicks are....
     
  6. Dick Gozinya

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    And obviously single. :jj:
     
  7. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't :tears:
     
  8. Dick Gozinya

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    You can fix that pot belly problem.
     
  9. Avery

    Avery Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Why don't you shut up and blow me.
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    I don't have a pot belly you fuck :pissed:
     
  11. FunnyFarm2

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    You're asking a little much there aren't ya?
     
  12. beatlejaws

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    4 out of 5 ain't bad
     
  13. Super Mario

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    this is all I want from a guy . stick your dick in my mouth and shut me up.
     
  14. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Uh not ya don't..still living with your mom..can't screw in a lightbulb by yourself, and wonder what a washing machine is all about.
     
  15. Mark Mayonnaise

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    The fuck is a washing machine :wtf:
     
  16. Jack-A-Roe

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    I can grocery shop with the best of them, its the rest I need to work on.
     
  17. Dick Gozinya

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    Now you're making shit up. Haven't you seen his crock pot?
     
  18. Dick Gozinya

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    :jj:
     
  19. Avery

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    Does this attitude run in the family? Like does your sister feel the same way? :pray:

    A wife.
     
  20. Dlist

    Dlist Well-Known Member VIP

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    Choizo, is mommy still washing your spiderman undies?? just checking.