You get ONE Get Out of Jail FREE Card, how do you use it?

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  1. Cinnaminion

    Cinnaminion All Shadowy Light

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    Inspired by @SomerSky who reminded me she could get away with murder.
    And it got me thinking, ...I could too. :rolleyes:

    What do you do with your free pass?

    Do you make the world a better place by taking out some crazed dictator?
    Do you rob a bank?
    Do you hack into some sophisticated network of computers and exploit information?

    .....do you kill someone?? :eek:


    You only get to do this once, so it'd better count.
     
  2. IfTheyOnlyKnew

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    Oh, murder, darling....absolutely, without a doubt, murder.... :coffee:
     
  3. newcastlefan

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    i would not do anything violent that damages anything else living (that is not required to defend someone / something else). I won't do that regardless of the penalty. those other things: rob a bank or hack into something, are no fun if there is no chance of a penalty. i would put it in storage and just let others know i have it because that knowledge would be a great deterrent.
     
  4. SomerSky

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    I'm so bad in my 24 hours I go right black to jail:)
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  5. Nibbler

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    I'd break into Sephora and clean them out.
     
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  6. Stan Beeman

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    I'd use use it to get out of jail
     
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    I would like to steal an armored car loaded to capacity with gold coins, preferably Krugerrands. No grisly shoot outs, or violence, I just come by it somehow.
     
  10. Wainegro

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    I'd rip that fucking wig right off of The Pelican's head live on NATIONAL TV!
     
  11. Jayla

    Jayla Ou ai-je l'esprit? Gold

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    I'd steal bags and shoes.
     
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    PI Nate Disenfranchised since 1984... Gold

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    I use it to get out of jail free. o_O
     
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    I'd probably commit some white collar crime. I could never kill someone and don't believe in hurting anyone unless they're a threat to me. If I had to commit a crime, I'd do something white collar. If I could hold onto the card, I'd just stash it for a rainy day.
     
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    I am taking down a casino vault. No doubt.

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    I would rob the local Semitic coin dealer/diamond merchant and shoot 1or 2 people from my personal life in the face. Purely hypothetical would never do dear NSA
     
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    TSK...TSK...
     
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    I would hack into the bank account of a multi millionaire dictator and clean it out ( Kind of like The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo ) I would then reach out to my ex, make him dinner and show him my bank statement at the same time he's eating his arsenic filled meal.
     
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    Steal Bill Gates pin number and clean out his bank account