Entertainment You get to play casting director

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  1. The Booey

    The Booey Well-Known Member

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    All-Female ‘Ocean’s Eleven’ In The Works Starring Sandra Bullock

    http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplayl...dra-bullock-with-gary-ross-directing-20151029

    How would you cast in the movie?

    I'll go with:

    1. Sandra Bullock
    2. Angelina Jolie (for the Clooney role - she can play take charge types)
    3. Mila Kunis (for the Brad Pitt role - she does likeable and easygoing well)
    4. Natalie Portman
    5. Kate Beckinsale
    6. Keira Knighley
    7. Sienna Guillory (Jill Valentine from the Resident Evil movies)
    8. Amy Adams
    9. Emily Blunt
    10. Anne Hathaway
    11. Meryl Streep (in the Carl Reiner role)
     
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    Tipsey Russell VIP Extreme Gold

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    you need a sassy black girl
    and some type of Mexican or possibly a chink
     
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    JFK Ask not what your country can do for you.

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    You know they'll shoe-horn that fat cunt Melissa McCarthy into it.
     
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    Caitlyn Jenner x 11
     
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    It all ends after the planning stage when they get lost on the way to the hotel.
     
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    Murcielago Dead Pull Hitter Gold

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    Porn is the only way that idea makes any money
     
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    Not with me as casting director.
     
  8. Bye You!

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    won't get funding without it.
     
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    oceans two would would be fine
     
  10. The Booey

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    I can't stand sassy. I'd put Halle Berry in there but she doesn't strike me as the most emotionally stable person in the world (even though she is very nice to look at.)

    Michelle Rodriguez? The Asian girl from Scorpion maybe?
     
  11. Dan

    Dan Do you like my car?

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    They should just get that fat black gay dude to play all the parts. Hollywood is dead.
     
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    This demonstrates diversity. It proves you're not a racist. :grad:
    Which chink would you cast?
     
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    I think sassy latina is her middle name. :vag:

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    Chief Brody: "We're gonna need a bigger shoe horn".
     
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    ?
     
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    :rolleyeup:This:rolleyeup:
    What a stupid fucking idea.
     
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    They could get Robln Quivers to play the fat black lady part. If they had a fat black lady part.
     
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    Dan Do you like my car?

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    Or am I thinking
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    I just don't know anymore.
     
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    Hollywood. Where a remake of a remake is considered creative as long as they change the gender of the cast.
     
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    Right...11 chicks all getting along and working together. Very believable.