You get to take out robin for a date: where do u go and what else happens?

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  1. knu3421

    knu3421 Well-Known Member

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    I would go to burger king and order 2 whoppers with 3 large fries (robin loves fries... 2 for her 1 for me) then i'd take her to her apartment & drink 10 beers and go to town. what an evening!!!!

    what about you?
     
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    Chimney Portions I drink cum Banned User

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    I'd take her to Japan and plan a lovely afternoon at the beach. I'd encourage her to take a swim and wait for a "research vessel" to harpoon her.

    If the Sea Shepard even attempted to save her, I'd DESTROY every last one of 'em.
     
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    Arbys she buys,blows me, then takes me home.
     
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    Shine 2012 rookie of the year VIP

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    I take her some place with a senior citizen menu, order a ton of food and booze, try to finger bang the waitress, take Robyn home, slip her a roofie, and when she passes out, steal all her valuables and one of her precious cats.
     
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    ...or I'd take her to the zoo and, when nobody's looking, I'd tear off her dress and jewelry and yell, "IT GOT OUT! IT GOT OUT!!"
     
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    First I would have to stop by the gas station down the road and this drug dealer that hangs out there and get some downers, like the sleeping pill pills. I'd make it to her house take her out to a very nice, very fancy fuckin restaurant, spending my entire paycheck on it. She's fat so she'll probably have to pee or shit in the middle of eating so when she leaves I slip the pills in her wine. I'd take her back home in her drunken sleep mode and take her clothes off, gently.

    Get out my camera and take pics of her gunt, cunt, asshole and mouth and post them all here for the photoshoppers to have fun with. And to make a few of you sick to your stomachs from the pics of the mess under that dress!:c
     
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    The date ends with a small tip and a large video on worldstarhiphop.
     
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    take her to a vegan restaurant, smooth talk, take her home, sweet talk her like Beffie did to Howard for a few years, and f*ing cash in on the motherlode,
     
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    Bend over baby, I'd be Mr Robin Quivers for a 16K sq foot Hamptons house with a bowling alley and non stop red carpets. Hey yah!
     
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    Sorry about the small tip but next time give her the whole thing
     
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    Landfill
     
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    The way i'd like to take her out involves a sawn off shotgun
     
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    I would take her to the farmer's market, buy all the vegetables, and then shove them all up her pussy.
     
  14. Murcielago

    Murcielago Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast

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    First thing is buy a wig for Quivers and a bottle of Bacardi 151 for myself.

    Maybe two bottles.

    And I'm driving.

    And the passenger side airbag has been disabled.
     
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    I would take her to a zoo and ask the zookeeper if there is a reward for finding her.
     
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    I take her to McDonald's, I order her favorite, 3 Big Macs, Extra Large fry, and a Diet Coke. Then I leave to go to the restroom, and jump outside the bathroom window, and head for the hills.