You go to Nicaragua to fulfill your aunt's dying wish that the family go see her son

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by A Succulent Chinese Meal, Sep 13, 2013.

  1. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    What do you do after you fly all the way down there (where they had an f-ing tribute to the "international hero" Fidel Castro the other day) and he refuses to see you?
     
  2. Gwarn1

    Gwarn1 Worlds poorest sugar daddy VIP

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    Well, that's a real noodle scratcher
     
  3. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    trah!!!!!!! :bigwave:
     
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    :jumping:
     
  5. Lemmy

    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Should I have a protein bar for lunch or a small assortment of veggies with some Italian dressing?
     
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    Lemmy Douchebag Extraordinaire Gold

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    Reps!
     
  7. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    oh noes, it was meant as a term of endearment! no offense meant. :console:
     
  8. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    You go on a benzedrex binge?
     
  9. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    both. throw in some nachos. :cheer:
     
  10. Ralph

    Ralph Don't Tread On Me

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    Would you slice it up first?:c
     
  11. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    None taken now. I really am cunty a lot, I think.
     
  12. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    Ralph, you're going on ignore again. I told you those comments hurt my feelings, and I'm sorry, but I won't be engaging in conversation with you here anymore.
     
  13. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    That may be the oddest thread title I've ever seen
     
  14. gridman

    gridman Dancing Madly Backwards

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    How bout a bowl of dicks copper
     
  15. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    say, how's this?
     
  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My cousin sent this really horrifying email about why he wouldn't see his brother at all. He said he had been playing down in the basement when he was a little boy and his brother came down there and got their dad's shotgun and pointed it at himself and threatened to kill himself because he wasn't good enough and their dad hated him. Then the brother emailed back and said he had threatened to kill himself also because he was being sexually abused by some neighborhood dude.
     
  17. geo

    geo Well-Known Member

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    as much as we hate to admit it, i think we girls all are. never leave, trah!!!!!
     
  18. Lou Loomis

    Lou Loomis Feel the Gern

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    the diving/boating down there is supposed to be excellent... the aunt would have wanted you to enjoy the trip.
     
  19. A Succulent Chinese Meal

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    My sister is posting photos on Facebook from there. They look like they are having a good time but I personally would be incensed the entire time that the asshole cousin wouldn't see me.
     
  20. DogStar69

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    Go to the beach :dontknow: