You got jokes?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Gunslinger, Feb 8, 2013.

  1. Gunslinger

    Gunslinger Well-Known Member

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    Tell your best and worst jokes. K. Thx.
     
  2. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    good thread but the joke book i read the other day and now cant remember is at home. I suck.
     
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    this post
     
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    atta boy.
     
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    Your FACE
     
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    totally is my face :jj:
     
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    Beakfast sounds like a music festival with all bird themed band names
     
  10. Gunslinger

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    think really really hard.
     
  11. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    What, do you think we're all here to amuse you?
     
  12. Acid

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    Did you know you can brainwash baltimore Mike by pissing in his boots?

    BA DOOM TISHHHH
     
  13. Acid

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    Whats invisible and smells like dog food???



    PENSIONER FARTS
     
  14. Acid

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    Why did the plane crash?



    THE PILOT WAS A TOMATO
     
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    :rimshot:
     
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    jewish kid goes to his dad and asks to borrow fifty cents.

    the Dad replies:

    'Forty cents? there is no way I am giving you thirty cents? NO DAMN WAY ON THIS EARTH YOU ARE GETTING TWENTY CENTS FROM ME! Youn think im made of money? TEN CENTS???? NO!'
     
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    Shiv you are very good at just brushing off insults.
     
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    thread sucks shit, im out
     
  20. Gunslinger

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    that's good stuff