You guys are gonna MISS me.

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Slippy, Aug 20, 2012.

  1. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    You just will, whether you admit it or not.

    Heading out for a few days to my parents trailer.............I'll spend the next 3 days having bonfires, swinging from tree-ropes, hot-tubbing, sauna, fishing, bbq'ing, and imbibing while blasting around in a golfcart.

    I let the kids swim in the pool.......but I went in it once with goggles, and it was so gross I've never been back in since. I'll still let the kids though, I just insist they shower after they get out.

    The bridge.............*shudder*....ohhhhhhhhhhhh the bridge. I jumped off it once in my younger years - fucking REFUSE to let my boys jump off it. I might though, just.............just to remind myself that I still can.
     
  2. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    I predict 3 big bruises with a half dozen smaller, less noticable ones. There is also a strong probability that the golf cart will end up on its side.

    Sound about right slippy?
     
  3. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    have a great time :)
     
  4. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    I think you're under-estimating the bruising.............and it wouldn't be the first time I've had to get that golf-cart towed out of precarious places.
     
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    I was going to jokingly say that I'd pray to Saint Michael for you during your trip, but then I looked that shit up. Sounds a little extreme.

    Saint Michael the Archangel,

    defend us in battle;
    be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil.
    May God rebuke him, we humbly pray:
    and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly host,
    by the power of God,
    thrust into hell Satan and all the evil spirits
    who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls.
     
  6. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :lo5:

    I always do, k4whatever!
     
  7. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    :ohnoes:

    dude, I'm just camping for a few days! :ohnoes:
     
  8. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    btw: If I get all brave and take that bridge on............I predict at least 1 broken bone.
     
  9. k4D3t

    k4D3t Reverse Apache Master VIP

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    I love camping, but not sleeping in a tent

    Has it started to get cold over in Ontario by the lakes yet?
     
  10. FunnyFarm2

    FunnyFarm2 voice of reason VIP Gold

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    Get a few beers in ya before hand...you'll be alright.
     
  11. Slippy

    Slippy Well-Known Member VIP Gold

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    No tent. My parents own a 2 bedroom trailer, at Log Chateau. It's the "fine dining" of camping. Proper beds, stove, shower, TV.............etc. The park amenities are just the icing on the cake.

    It has started to get chilly in the evenings.............which is very welcome. The days are still hot, but come 8 pm or so, temps drop fast and hard, and you need a sweater again.
     
  12. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    That's pussy camping.
     
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    This Fucker An Outsider looking in Gold

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    Have fun
     
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    Hope you and the kids have a great time Slips :hat:
     
  15. Chief2Kick

    Chief2Kick I'm all sixes & sevens & nines Staff Member

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    I'll miss you Slippy, but I'm looking forward to the horror stories when you get back.
     
  16. doughhead63

    doughhead63 OD'd on life itself Staff Member

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    What he said...

    Happy trails....see you in a few days...pics?
     
  17. Chaos

    Chaos Active Member

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    Have fun slippy:hat:
     
  18. TonyJax

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    Sweet lord, its like living in hell up there. Its only Aug and you are worried about the cold.
     
  19. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter. VIP

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    don't burn down the trailer.
     
  20. newcastlefan

    newcastlefan גֵּרְשֹׁם VIP

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    how can someone go camping without a laptop? that's barbaric caveman stuff!