Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, May 15, 2012.
Charlie Brown and Linus fo a nigga
one of them was assaulted.
i got some peanuts
Two gay guys were playing hide and seek in their apartment when the doorbell rang. One guy says, "I'll get it," and the other guy says, "OK I'll be hiding behind the piano"
These pretzels are making me thirsty.
I think I told it wrong
Don't quit your day job GHP Gottfried
This is my day job
I hope you did.
Gay guy jokes should always end with the punchline: "Who farted?".
Always Never tell a joke when you're smoking a joint
Unless everyone else is smoking one too. Then it doesn't matter.
Two gay guys live together, and the first guy says "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you find me, I'll blow you."
The second guy says "What if I can't find you?"
He says, "I'll be behind the piano."
GHP's version is much funnier.
GHP's actual doorbell probably rang while she was typing and she thought it was part of the joke