You guys hear about the two peanuts that were walking through the ghetto?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    ???
     
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    Charlie Brown and Linus fo a nigga
     
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    one of them was assaulted.

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  4. HAL

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    i got some peanuts
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Two gay guys were playing hide and seek in their apartment when the doorbell rang. One guy says, "I'll get it," and the other guy says, "OK I'll be hiding behind the piano" :c
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Staff Member

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    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    I think I told it wrong :jj:
     
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    Don't quit your day job GHP Gottfried
     
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    This is my day job :ghp:
     
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    I hope you did. :p
     
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    Gay guy jokes should always end with the punchline: "Who farted?".
     
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    Always Never tell a joke when you're smoking a joint :D
     
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    Unless everyone else is smoking one too. Then it doesn't matter. :D
     
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    Two gay guys live together, and the first guy says "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you find me, I'll blow you."

    The second guy says "What if I can't find you?"

    He says, "I'll be behind the piano."

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    GHP's version is much funnier.
     
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    :jj: :up:, low!
     
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    That's it :jj:
     
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    High low. :coffee:
     
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  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    GHP's actual doorbell probably rang while she was typing and she thought it was part of the joke