You guys hear about the two peanuts that were walking through the ghetto?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

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    ???
     
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    h5htyt76757j Chyea Chyea Banned User

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    Charlie Brown and Linus fo a nigga
     
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    one of them was assaulted.

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  4. HAL

    HAL HAM

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    i got some peanuts
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Two gay guys were playing hide and seek in their apartment when the doorbell rang. One guy says, "I'll get it," and the other guy says, "OK I'll be hiding behind the piano" :c
     
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    These pretzels are making me thirsty.
     
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    I think I told it wrong :jj:
     
  8. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Don't quit your day job GHP Gottfried
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    This is my day job :ghp:
     
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    Pony Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    I hope you did. :p
     
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    Gay guy jokes should always end with the punchline: "Who farted?".
     
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    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Always Never tell a joke when you're smoking a joint :D
     
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    Unless everyone else is smoking one too. Then it doesn't matter. :D
     
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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    Two gay guys live together, and the first guy says "Let's play hide and seek. I'll hide, and if you find me, I'll blow you."

    The second guy says "What if I can't find you?"

    He says, "I'll be behind the piano."

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    low selfestitle Moderator Staff Member

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    GHP's version is much funnier.
     
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    Pony Well-Known Member 2010 OG Gold

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    :jj: :up:, low!
     
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    That's it :jj:
     
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    High low. :coffee:
     
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    :jj:
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    GHP's actual doorbell probably rang while she was typing and she thought it was part of the joke