You guys remember the Crystal Clear/Artie fight?

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  1. KingArthur

    KingArthur New Member

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    Remember when Artie tries to call in as her black boyfriend and she mistakes him for the director of her worlds oldest gang bang porn (she refers to him as Rob Spallone)...Well it turns out That Rob Spallone guy was actually in another episode in which some broad named dynamite comes in with her husband to pick a wack packer to include in her porno and she chooses Hi-Pitch...During the behind the porno scene That guy is shown throughout directing it and busting Hi-Pitches balls. Its on youtube as "Dynamite meets the wack pack" just thought id share that small piece of trivia. Peace
     
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    Stinkfist Well-Known Member

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    The whole thing stuck me as a young attractive girl, living paycheck to paycheck with no marketable talent other than fucking.

    Artie was vicious and unrelenting.
     
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    Judy Garland New Member Banned User

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    That girl was beyond weird. Didn't she lick Sal's asshole but later got offended by Artie's jokes about interracial porn? Way to pick your sensitivities, girl!
     
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    cia212 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Artie's blaek voice was hilarious. But, she was just a lost girl being used. Not sure if these are correct, but the whole segment is on YT.

    [video=youtube;ZCvtitjgVDA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCvtitjgVDA[/video]

    [video=youtube;3yIJk_BmlNU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yIJk_BmlNU[/video]

    [video=youtube;LPSvbPLe3NQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPSvbPLe3NQ[/video]
     
  5. Night Ape

    Night Ape Well-Known Member

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    It was one of the greatest moments in the (recent) history of the show. It's my go-to segment I show people who aren't familiar with Artie Lange's glory days on Stern.
     
  6. KingArthur

    KingArthur New Member

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    The first time i saw it i thought Artie was being kind of a prick but upon second viewing it seems the girl was instantly bothered when he started using the "ghetto" voice and nobody noticed until it was to late. The mean part was the way Sal treated her like a street whore whether she actually was or not she was still a guest and he was being overly harsh, venemous and downright cruel when he threw the 10 dollar bill at her(lmaoo) As for the asshole licking...I'm pretty sure she just kissed his ass cheek.
     
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    Yeah, and that Crystal broad was pretty sad too.
     
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    One of the best bits ever. I like when Gary chimes in about her boyfriend.

    Crystal looks exactly like a white Rihanna to me.
     
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    As it turned out later, she was a street whore so no love lost and I say that with hollywood tears in my eyes. A garden variety, no big wow, pig. Oink!

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  10. The Atom

    The Atom New Member

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    God help me, I found this girl incredibly sexy.
     
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    That was just sad. I felt bad for that girl.

    Artie being a big man beating up on a girl. Fat loser.
     
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    I remember this :rofl: Artie was on FYYYYYIIIIRRRREEEEEE
     
  13. KingArthur

    KingArthur New Member

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    Don't come home without them ribs!!!!