So last week I'd eaten a bunch of pizza, like an insane amount, right before bed. So when I awoke 7 hours later I had to run to the bathroom for obvious reasons and I shit like a goddamn bastard. Well, whilst sitting on the toilet I became quite nauseous and realized I was going to need to throw up as well. However, the poo I had done was rather a foul beast indeed, and I had no intention of sticking my face in it, even for the purposes of vomiting. At the same time, the barf was rapidly approaching and clearly wouldn't wait for me to flush the toilet. Herein lies the problem. So what's a nigga to do? I pulled the shower curtain aside, leaned over, and proceeded to spew an ungodly amount of half digested cheese chunks, sausage, and soggy crust, right into the tub, never having to leave the safety of the bowl. It was gross.