You guys want to hear a story?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    So last week I'd eaten a bunch of pizza, like an insane amount, right before bed. So when I awoke 7 hours later I had to run to the bathroom for obvious reasons and I shit like a goddamn bastard. Well, whilst sitting on the toilet I became quite nauseous and realized I was going to need to throw up as well.

    However, the poo I had done was rather a foul beast indeed, and I had no intention of sticking my face in it, even for the purposes of vomiting. At the same time, the barf was rapidly approaching and clearly wouldn't wait for me to flush the toilet. Herein lies the problem.

    So what's a nigga to do? I pulled the shower curtain aside, leaned over, and proceeded to spew an ungodly amount of half digested cheese chunks, sausage, and soggy crust, right into the tub, never having to leave the safety of the bowl.

    It was gross.



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  2. Mr. Potato Head

    Mr. Potato Head ~POTY the bar~ 2010 OG Gold

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    Splashwut?
     
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  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Oh, there was mitch splashing
     
  4. Nibbler

    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    That pizza looks like throw up.
     
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    Heard that story a dozen times. Come up with something original.
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    Who's high mitch?
     
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    Did @Kanye West west hold your hair back?

    I'm just kidding, you're bald.:hilarious:
     
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    You & your sexy stories....
     
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    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    I love stories ^_^
     
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    Mommy, I don't like this story.... :bigcry:
     
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    :coffee:
     
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    When is Howard going to discuss this?
     
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    Whats gross about that sounds like a normal weekend for me :beer:
     
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  15. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Holy hell I wish it was made up

    I had to buy Draino
     
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  16. Mark Mayonnaise

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    Dammit I'm on my phone
     
  17. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I had to scoop out the vomit with a dust pan
     
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    mmmmm chowder sounds great
     
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    Was this solid or liquid poo?
     
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    At least it's not Papa Murphy's, the pizza place that doesn't make pizza.....