You Have $500,000 and It Has to be Spent On 1 or More on This Site Who do you Book?

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by the Artie Chair, Feb 26, 2014.

  1. the Artie Chair

    the Artie Chair New Member Banned User

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    Interesting Site Here gives Prices to book various celebrities (click link);

    http://www.celebritytalent.net/sampletalent/index.php?term=stern&search=Go


    Some Random People and Minimum Prices:

    Nick DiPaolo - $7500
    Jada Pinkett Smith - $10,000
    Lawrence Taylor - $10,000
    Ambrosia (no Kenny Loggins, see below) - $10,000
    Stephen Baldwin - $20,000
    Ted Nugent - $30,000
    Dee Snider - $30,000
    Whitney Cummings - $50,000
    George Takei - $50,000
    Gilbert Gottfried - $50,000
    Howard Stern - $75,000
    Bill Parcells - $75,000
    Brad Garrett - $75,000
    Jimmy Kimmel - $100,000
    Tim Tebow - $100,000
    Howie Mandell - $150,000
    Kenny Loggins - $150,000
    Brad Pitt - $250,000
    Russel Crowe - $250,000
    Jim Carrey - $350,000
    Ellen D'Generous- $500,000
    Kid Rock - $500,000
    Buffalo Springfield - $1,000,000
    Billy Joel - $1,000,000
    Bruce Springsteen E Street Band - $1,000,000
    Elton John - $1,500,000
    Bill Clinton - TBD

    I'll take Brad Garrett 6 times please!
     
  2. Mr Fantastic

    Mr Fantastic Found Nemo VIP

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    Beth Stern - free with paparazzi and red carpet (minimum 3 hr appearance and 2 boxes of wine)
     
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    IAC78 New Member Banned User

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    WTF is Jada Pinkett Smith gonna do?
     
  4. OV

    OV Rapscallion

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    Love that Tebow and Howie Mandel have greater intrinsic entertainment value than Howard, and pertinently, that Billie Joel, another former king of the hill who hasn't had a hit in about the same length of time if not longer, than Howard hasn't been the radio ratings king... can still command about 13X much as him. Would have been interesting to see what Hasselhoff and Piers Morgan could also command in comparison to Stern.
     
  5. scoobyla

    scoobyla Well-Known Member

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    It's bogus, Howard isn't showing up anywhere even for 1 second for only 75K
     
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    Cheri Skunk VIP

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    This is a total bullshit list.
     
  7. Willowglen

    Willowglen Lookin thru the glass ceiling & up Stephs skirt VIP

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    Id book Whitney Cummings, Jada Pinkett Smith and watch Stephen Baldwin pray for me as I have unmarried out of wedlock sodomy with both of them
     
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    larryluncg Empty VIP Gold

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    kid rock
     
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    Robert Higgins Well-Known Member VIP

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    I wonder if LT brings his own coke for $10k?
     
  10. Rob0729

    Rob0729 Well-Known Member

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    You really think Howard is going to show up to a corporate function or some rich guy's birthday party for only $75-100k? Howard would look at the celebrities on this site and see that Elton John gets upward to $2 million for an appearance and demand $3 million because he is "bigger" than Elton.
     
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    Laika Well-Known Member

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    The site claims they can book The Beastie Boys
     
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    MorningSong13 Well-Known Member VIP

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    Jada Pinkett Smith - $10,000
    Lawrence Taylor - $10,000

    and

    Gilbert Gottfried - $50,000

    I'd use the rest of the money to pay Gilberts medical bills.
     
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    crazycreep Well-Known Member

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    definitely not
     
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    chapped Well-Known Member

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    Bill Clinton - TBD = Hookers and Blow


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    Wigzilla Well-Known Member

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    That's a separate list... :evilwhip:

    I buy:

    Salma Hayek 120k
    Emma Watson 60k
    Marisa Tomei 60k
    Mira Sorvino 60k
    Bridgett Fonda 60k
    Juliette Lewis 30k
    Thora Birch 30k
    Gina Gershon 18k
    Neve Campbell 18k
    Sasha Grey 12k
    Jada Pinkett 10k

    Halle Berry and Julia Roberts priced themselves out of the market on this one.
     
  16. Dick Nipaolo

    Dick Nipaolo Inconsequential human

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    Probably show up with that shit band of hers..
     
  17. Mulletude

    Mulletude I'm Big In The Hate Club, Ya Know VIP

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    I wouldn't do it at all. Even if I had Bill Gates money. But if I my wealthy employer asked me to book someone for a private event, I would be very careful (unless he said 'just do it'). I would contact as many people who had previously booked the star/band and see how they felt about the appearance. I can imagine some of these turds just picking up their check and doing the absolute minimum with minimum effort and enthusiasm, whether it be a performance or a meet-and-greet. I couldn't stand to watch someone pick up a six or seven figure check and then just go through the motions.