You have a one-use time machine the size of a tool shed...

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  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You can choose to forward or backward in time, but once you go there, you must live the rest of your life there. You may bring anything along that you wish, so long as the sum of your items fits inside the tool shed.

    When do you go, and what do you bring?
     
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    no thanks
     
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    I go back 20 years. I bring my dog.
     
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    If you choose not to go you will be forced to be AnimalGod's sex slave for eternity.
     
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    Early 90s, fill the shed with cash, buy google stock, fuck bitches.
     
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    I go back to SFN before Mutt's upgrade, I kiss Dawg's ass a little and become a mod here, then I kill your account right before you start this thread.
     
  8. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You will still be your old ass self, just 20 years ago.
     
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  10. Billy Brown

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    I go back to 9:10 EST today, and choke you to death before you start this thread.
     
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    Thelonious Davis Magical negro.

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    to bad slippy burned down her shed
     
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    This was done better before you. Your post is really embarrassing.
     
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    Right?! wtf?
     
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    You have really hurt my feelings.
     
  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You hurt your own feelings w/ that post.
     
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    I got an idea, what if you could use a time machine but only once? Where would you go? What would you do? Bear in mind you'll be stuck wherever you end up.
     
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    Lawn mower, a roll of chicken wire, Rakes and leaf bags, fishing poles... no wait, thatswhats in my shed currently. Do I have to clear all that out? If so ill just stay here.
     
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    :livid:
     
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    Your choice.