You have any stories like this?

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  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Back about 5 years ago, this chick was digging me. Now I was kinda digging her too, she was cute, flirty, sexual, etc, but she was the little sister of one of my best friends. So when she propositioned dating me, I scolded her and told her it would not be right. :nono:

    We slept together a couple times but then it was over like it never began and we moved on with our respective lives.

    Now, 5 years later she is married and outweighs me by about 20 pounds :yes:


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  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

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    cool story, fuckwagon
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    Actually I don't give a shit if you have any stories like this

    I just wanted to tell mine

    :dancin:
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    youd probably still fuck her
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    So she gained weight and a life mate?
     
  6. DogStar69

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    :bored: Yes, I use that kind of story to cure insomnia.
     
  7. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    akumba mumbwangi
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    [video=youtube;Mj7ZcBdHgYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7ZcBdHgYw[/video]
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    [​IMG]
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

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    You get shittier every day :facepalm:
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    I know right, that shit was horrible
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

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    I can't make fun of him anymore, I am convinced he is literally retarded
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

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    But his insomnia is probably brought on by his sadness from sleeping alone :c
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    you think he fucks himself in the ass with his puma?
     
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    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

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    You've been online every morning this week when I've logged on, mister.
     
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    Her version of this story ends, "Now he's single and lost all his hair!"
     
  17. Root

    Root Active Member

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    sorry chriza, but this is funny :jj:
     
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    Charon Soulless

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    He sleeps alone and eats shitty frozen meals everyday. Plus, he's desperate enough to chase down some chick in Seattle that previously dumped his ass.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :scratch: I'm pretty sure I'm always online. My phone never logs me off.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

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    :jj: I didn't have hair back then either :pissed: