You have any stories like this?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Mark Mayonnaise, Dec 13, 2012.

  1. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    Back about 5 years ago, this chick was digging me. Now I was kinda digging her too, she was cute, flirty, sexual, etc, but she was the little sister of one of my best friends. So when she propositioned dating me, I scolded her and told her it would not be right. :nono:

    We slept together a couple times but then it was over like it never began and we moved on with our respective lives.

    Now, 5 years later she is married and outweighs me by about 20 pounds :yes:


    [​IMG]
     
  2. Oderus

    Oderus Going to hell VIP

    Reputations:
    121,852
    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    55,701
    Likes Received:
    3,720
    cool story, fuckwagon
     
  3. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    Actually I don't give a shit if you have any stories like this

    I just wanted to tell mine

    :dancin:
     
  4. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    37,664
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    117,119
    Likes Received:
    21,659
    youd probably still fuck her
     
  5. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

    Reputations:
    156,076
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    79,674
    Likes Received:
    26,813
    So she gained weight and a life mate?
     
  6. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    -137,982
    Joined:
    Sep 22, 2010
    Messages:
    29,697
    Likes Received:
    16,845
    :bored: Yes, I use that kind of story to cure insomnia.
     
  7. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

    Reputations:
    743
    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2011
    Messages:
    5,494
    Likes Received:
    82
    akumba mumbwangi
     
  8. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

    Reputations:
    65,535
    Joined:
    Sep 20, 2010
    Messages:
    23,758
    Likes Received:
    11,468
    [video=youtube;Mj7ZcBdHgYw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mj7ZcBdHgYw[/video]
     
  9. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    [​IMG]
     
  10. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    You get shittier every day :facepalm:
     
  11. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    37,664
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    117,119
    Likes Received:
    21,659
    I know right, that shit was horrible
     
  12. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    I can't make fun of him anymore, I am convinced he is literally retarded
     
  13. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    But his insomnia is probably brought on by his sadness from sleeping alone :c
     
  14. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

    Reputations:
    37,664
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2011
    Messages:
    117,119
    Likes Received:
    21,659
    you think he fucks himself in the ass with his puma?
     
  15. P-B

    P-B Honourary Canuck Gold

    Reputations:
    156,076
    Joined:
    Dec 14, 2011
    Messages:
    79,674
    Likes Received:
    26,813
    You've been online every morning this week when I've logged on, mister.
     
  16. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

    Reputations:
    37
    Joined:
    Sep 2, 2010
    Messages:
    40,383
    Likes Received:
    6
    Her version of this story ends, "Now he's single and lost all his hair!"
     
  17. Root

    Root New Member

    Reputations:
    6
    Joined:
    May 3, 2012
    Messages:
    8,198
    Likes Received:
    3
    sorry chriza, but this is funny :jj:
     
  18. Charon

    Charon Soulless VIP

    Reputations:
    192,189
    Joined:
    Apr 3, 2012
    Messages:
    23,319
    Likes Received:
    12,852
    He sleeps alone and eats shitty frozen meals everyday. Plus, he's desperate enough to chase down some chick in Seattle that previously dumped his ass.
     
  19. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    :scratch: I'm pretty sure I'm always online. My phone never logs me off.
     
  20. Mark Mayonnaise

    Mark Mayonnaise You look like a tree! VIP

    Reputations:
    334,263
    Joined:
    Sep 8, 2010
    Messages:
    181,204
    Likes Received:
    63,543
    :jj: I didn't have hair back then either :pissed: