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you just dont realize the importance of fiber in your diet....

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  1. cheezedbyfate

    cheezedbyfate Well-Known Member

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    ...until you go on a high fiber binge and that first deuce you drop is like 12 lbs and your belt goes two more holes from before.....


    and dont forget to stay hydrated...lest your pee pee turn a brownish yellow that smells like the subway....
     
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    you're exactly right. high fiber is the way to go
     
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    I ate a towel.
     
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    and people don't believe me when i tell them how much weight i drop in the bowl the first week I'm on a no carb diet and my body is emptying out the past high carb refuse. after day three its like vast stores of fiber are being chased out.
     
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    i like psyllium caps for that.
     
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    :cheer:the king,ladies and gentlemen...
     
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    i imagine he's pointing at baltimore mike saying.."you are gonna get sum dis bee bee see...."
     
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    what do you eat for a high fiber binge?
     
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    lots of fruits and veggies,nuts,ooo i love shredded wheat for a midnight snack.....by 9 am its bombs away buddy.
     
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    I was looking at my psyllium pills. 6 pills is only 3 grams of fiber. I'm gonna have to triple that at least.
     
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    A nice strong glass of Acai juice for a few days is pretty potent stuff, too.
     
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    oh, so you need a plan, cant do that on a work nite..doesnt loading up on alot of fiber give you a stomach ache?
     
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    All this poop talk is making me hungry.
     
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    just looked it up, why not just drink metamucil?
     
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    what better to wash your bran flakes down with....
     
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    Fiber One brownies, 5 g of fiber and pretty tasty too.
     

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