Conspiracy You just witnessed the brutal murder of a family of 4

Discussion in 'The Howard Stern Show' started by Shivvy, Sep 13, 2016.

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Do you report it?

  1. Fuck the money. That dude is going to jail.

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  2. Give me the $20mill. His secret is safe with me

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Mom, dad, 10 year old boy, 6 year old girl.

    The killer hands you a briefcase with $20mill and says it's yours if you never say anything.

    What do you do? Only 2 options.
     
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    Walygatr Well-Known Member

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    2 options? I take the money then turn him in.
     
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    I'd have to turn the fucker in, I'd love that kind of money but no way I could live with myself if I let them walk.
     
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    Take the money, then turn him in.
     
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    Not an option
     
  6. Joeyjoejoe

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    Do I have any relationship to the family? Or are they complete strangers?
     
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    Too easy. Not an option
     
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    Stanger
     
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    Take the money, hire a hit man - justice served.
     
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    Tickle Shits I don't rite so good. Gold

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    20 mil will buy a lot of therapy. :bigthink

    How brutal was the murder?
     
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    Bring on the money
     
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    Was the mom hot?
     
  13. Shivvy

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    Stabbing of the parents. Execution style in the kids
     
  14. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    Yes. 29 year old hispanic woman
     
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    Most empathetic people would never be able to spend the guilt away.
     
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    They're already dead. No amount of money will bring them back. Take the cash and go.
     
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    Her shelf live was just about over. Once they hit 30 and shit out a couple kids it's all down hill anyway.
     
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    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend

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    I'm living the high life.
     
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    If the family was Howard, Beth, Yoda and Blind Bella, then yes, I'd happily collect my 2 million.
     
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