WTF You kids thirsty?

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  1. SouthernListen

    SouthernListen New phone who dis? VIP

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    Ever had a hydro pump drive belt snap on a 1200 lb mower on a hill in 90 degree 100% humidity weather and have to push it back to a spot where you could tow it to the garage?
    I just did.
     
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    I stay indoors.
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    obviously
     
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    I pay Mexicans to do my yard, so, no.
     
  5. Nick Mondo

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    What the fuck are you blabbering about.
     
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    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Obviously. You finish mowing my lawn yet?
     
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    Mow. I mean No.
     
  8. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    as soon as im done on your mom
     
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    Good boy. Don't forget to rake up the clippings in both of our yards.
     
  10. Kanye West

    Kanye West Yeezus!

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    should i save the jizz in my condom so you can drink it like you usually do?
     
  11. AcquiringSignal

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    If I had a nickel for every time that happened....
     
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    x76 Just a crazy old hermit

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    I stay inside drinking cold distilled H2O with the juice of half a fresh lime and six big ice cubes in each glass. Fuck the heat. Fuck the outdoors, for that matter.
     
  13. SouthernListen

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    The average high this time of year in Boone, NC is about 76 degrees. I'm pondering a move.
     
  14. Anyonenow

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    This is the correct answer.
    We pay a Landscape company.

    well...
    at least for a few more months
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