You know how when you are staring into your neighbors home, and then

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    they look up and you make eye contact?

    How do you react to that? I do my best to change my field of vision, and pretend that I'm looking at something interesting on the glass.

    :davetoke:
     
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    Are you a voyeur David?
     
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    You're a creepy fucker. No offense
     
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    Spit into your hand and lower it...
     
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    I slowly, (and the key word here is SLOWLY, you don't want to rush it) without breaking eye contact, unzip my pants, remove my cock and start stroking off...
     
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    i accidentally get undressed in front of the window sometimes too
     
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    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    I don't live close enough to my neighbors to make eye contact.
     
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    Lucky you! :up:
     
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    Some people just beg for you to look into their homes. Leaving their curtains and shades wide open with lights on. They deserve what they get.
     
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    my neighbor put up a 10 ft fence
     
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    I try not to stare into other people's windows :jj:
     
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    dave, are you super high tonight or just extra high?
     
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    I do that when I see people looking in to my window
     
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    you
    look
    into
    people's
    homes?


    have you been arrested yet?
     
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    Lonely Guy People Problems :coffee: