You know that Dewars Scotch commercial with the Irish chick?

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  1. Daveindiego

    Daveindiego Confirmed Internet Legend Gold

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    I hate that fucking commercial.


    I won't hit women, but that gravel voiced trainwreck would be in consideration for a right cross on that man-jaw.

    She is a perfect example of why women should never speak. :grad:

    [video=youtube;18w666p0hJY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18w666p0hJY[/video]
     
  2. Daveindiego

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    BTW....Again, I don't promote violence against women, but I bet this broad is very familiar with the realities of it. :grad:
     
  3. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    You need to get laid Dave.
     
  4. Vyb

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    I'd trow it in her mouf.
     
  5. Stevie

    Stevie Now go...Ohm.

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    Yer gay we get it...
     
  6. Daveindiego

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    You're one of those desperate for pussy types that would actually spend time around a chick like this while pretending to like her voice.
     
  7. Daveindiego

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    She has a man mouth. :wtf:
     
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    She's Scottish, Dave.
     
  9. Swedish John

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    Not true Dave.
     
  10. Daveindiego

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    Yeah, well she needs to go back to Scotland to crawl under a rock.


    If I met her in person, I'd be all "you know what, I cannot deal with that fucking voice, I'm audi 5000."

    :c
     
  11. newcastlefan

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    "Claire Forlani was born in the United Kingdom and grew up in London. Educated at Arts Educational School, she moved to the United States with her parents Pier Luigi and Barbara Forlani when she was 19 and began starring in films."
     
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    you just haven't seen her other performances. the girl is hot.
     
  13. doughhead63

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    I would love to here what she thinks of your voice :jj:
     
  14. Satori Brah

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    That's Claire Forlani? I used to like her.

    Didn't click, btw....looks boring
     
  15. Daveindiego

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    I speak with a southern california accent. The world loves it.
     
  16. Daveindiego

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    No worries, I wasn't going to post it, but I knew that there would be a shitstorm if i didn't.



    lol, Newcastlefan knows who that is. :giggle:
     
  17. Swedish John

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    [​IMG]

    Yeah Dave, she's a real dog. :facepalm:

    This is going the way of the Kate Upton thread where dumbfucks that don't get laid rank on hot women.
     
  18. Daveindiego

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    Except for her man-jaw, she is hot. I didn't dispute that.

    The main issue is when she starts that garbage disposal voice.
     
  19. newcastlefan

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    she was in a one season cable of Camalot, the one with Eva Green. She's still hot.
     
  20. newcastlefan

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    well anyone into hot girls would know.