You know that scene in Star Wars where Porkins won't eject and gets blown the fuck up?

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  1. Estocada

    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    That's the way I see all 156 threads.
     
  2. Butt Trumpet

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    Cool.
     
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  3. Teabag

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    @dawg,

    Send this shit thread to the Phantom Zone ASAP.
     
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    There are only 156 threads? :wtf:
     
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    I've never seen star wars
    That shit is gay
     
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    I love how he's telling him to eject

    Where the fuck he gonna go? :jj:

    They're in space
     
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  8. Estocada

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    Not to mention if he ejects he probably just splat his ass on the side of the Death Star and he has no pressure suit on with a source of oxygen and so on...
     
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    @shitty he's hitting on cheri again :jj:
     
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    Think of how much better you'll feel when you pull that stick out of your ass.
     
  11. Teabag

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    Why don't you make me, ejection seat homo.
     
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    :munch: Estocada didn't expect to be challenged like this
     
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    What is 156?
     
  14. Estocada

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    If you enjoy having something crammed in your ass, it's fine with me. Push it in more if you like, freindo
     
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    You put it there. Are you man enough to pull it back out?
     
  16. Estocada

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    If I was man enough to jam a stick up your ass and you can't or won't remove it, then I'd prefer you go through life with a stick up your ass. It seems a little odd to dare someone to pull a stick OUT of your ass after they jammed it IN.

    And I'll always know where I can find a stick.
     
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    Estocada really is like the special kid in High School that thinks he burned someone with a comment only he found funny :no:
     
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    Have anything more stupid to say about sticks or Star Wars?
     
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    No, Jethro, you are dismissed.