You know that wife is a whore dude?

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  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    I think I found the wife...


    http://m.vice.com/read/why-girls-should-only-have-anal-sex


    I’m about to give you the biggest colon cleanse of your life, because yesterday’s article by Ms. Banal was a bunch of SHIT. Ass sex rules because destruction, degradation, and pain are FUN. I’m going to try to expound on that very simple and true statement in the coming paragraphs, but if there’s one thing you take away from these words that should be it. If I’ve done my job, by the time you get to the end of this article you’ll be fingering your own butthole and scheming on ways to get it filled with something fun.

    THINKING WITH YOUR ANUS
    Obviously anal sex is the wrong idea. That’s why it rules. For girls, anal sex just inherently means “no.†That’s like the first life lesson we’ve ever learned: “My asshole excretes things, I’m not supposed to put things in it.†Good girl. Part of the thrill, though, is disobeying your fundamental physiology. Butt sex is fun for the same reason it’s fun to piss off a teacher or take a piss on a cop car, or burn down a church—except, get this, the only authority that you’re rebelling against is yourself. That’s some next-level shit. It’s like condensing six monts of “getting in touch with your true feelings†BS
     
  2. wetback

    wetback #1 Asshole VIP

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    Who was he on sfn
     
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    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    YOU SHIT CUM
    How is this nothing other than hilarious? For a millisecond it feels empowering to be expelling baby-creation liquid from your female body, and then you remember that it’s coming out of a tunnel for shit. The image is so bizarre and backwards, it it’s like a college art project on recontextualization. Or feminist literature. “POOPING SEMEN: At the Dawn of Matriarchy.”

    :wtf:
     
  4. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    I'm fingering my own butthole.
     
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    Splash Huge Member VIP

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    Dude is hilarious
     
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    tractor time.
     
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    is sexy time.
     
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    He's a national treasure ... plus he hates Schmoopy. :cheer:
     
  9. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Well-Known Member

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    No clue
     
  10. Stew Nod

    Stew Nod Well-Known Member Banned User

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    Yeah he has the best screen name ever and I find his stories amusing
     
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    it does read like something he would write, but the girl in the photo is too cute for him.
     
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    Chris Tucker
     
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    ^ another sore cock garage :rolleyes:
     
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    Take a shotgun blast to the face, cunt.
     
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    Who all did he fuck from sfn?

    The Dooz?
     
  16. Shivvy

    Shivvy Unhinged Gold

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    Cheri, poopypants, mmj. There were others but that's all I can remember right now
     
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    Team WiaW
     
  18. I invented that

    I invented that Moderator Staff Member

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    :lol:
     
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    Nibbler heaven is in your mind Gold

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    He's my hunnybun. I love him.
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

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    stay classy shiiiiiivy