You know the drought in Texas is bad when

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  1. dawg

    dawg In The Dog House Staff Member

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    The Armadillo's come begging for water. :facepalm:

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  2. Partyxanimal

    Partyxanimal Well-Known Member

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    You've got some funny looking Possum's down in Texas :D
     
  3. Tarpon1965

    Tarpon1965 Resident Dawg Whisperer

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    Hi Richard, this is your dad. We just had some armadillo soup. You'd never guess how we caught it...........
     
  4. klu

    klu New Member

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    We have a bunch of them in our yard.

    My husband's friend walked right up to them and touched one. They didn't seem to give two shits, so the friend picked one up by its tail.

    They're very docile and frankly kind of stupid.



    You're welcome in advance for this fascinating story. :peek:
     
  5. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    Finish this Jackie limerick:

    I once knew an armadillo from Amarillo
    Who thought my big ass was his pillow
    But when he got there
    A foul smell filled the air
    And ___________________

    :)
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    sweet....matchgame!!!
     
  7. GHP

    GHP New Member Banned User

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    And now he sleeps under the willow

    I...... :dontknow:

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  8. klu

    klu New Member

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    Sweet! What time? :cheer2:
     
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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    be ready to go on _______________2011
     
  10. klu

    klu New Member

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    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    im just not here enough to get it going at this time....maybe after summer
     
  12. Markijuano

    Markijuano Well-Known Member

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    now he's the wifes favorite dildo
     
  13. Holtz

    Holtz New Member

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    We had a drought last summer. This year has been monsoon after monsoon. We've had five inches of rain the last two weeks.
     
  14. GHP

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    :jj: