You know what I hate about the drive thrus

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  1. DogStar69

    DogStar69 Well-Known Member

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    You get there and they say "welcome to ______ can I take your order. then you say what you want and the lady says "hold on" and it was just a fucking recording.


    and People who don't know what they are gonna have like the menu changes every day

    and people who don't have their fucking money ready like they think they are at home watching TV. You are buying something have your money ready.
     
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    i hate that shit. that recording comes on and then the real person is like, "um, can you repeat your order?" after you just gave it.
     
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    Never been to a drive-thru with a recording.
     
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    A few times the person sounded like a recording so I didn't order and I waited for them to really talk. I hate those fucking recordings.
     
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    i am a super organized drive thru person so when i give the order, it's super straight forward. and the idiots still can't get it. example at starbucks:

    starbucks retard: "Welcome to Starbucks, what can I get started for you today?"

    me: "Hi, I'd like a grande iced coffee [pause] with no classic syrup [pause] and please add one packet of splenda and soymilk."

    starbucks retard: "um...how many splendas?"

    me: "one."

    starbucks retard: "and do you want classic syrup, too?"

    me: "no."

    starbucks retard: "would you like cream in that?"

    me: :facepalm:
     
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    Sometimes you can tell because the voice sounds all happy and shit, but sometimes they trick you and record the voice of a pissed off employee so you will order.
     
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    Mostly at McDonald's.


    They have some weird shit at some locations where the people who you talk to are not even there, they are in a central office.
     
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    at mcdonald's it's always some cheery cunt voice saying, "hi, you can add a medium iced mocha to your order for only $2.29. can i take your order?"

    and then when you order, it's some retard sounding guy or old polish woman saying, "can you repeat that?"
     
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    That's why they changed it to a bored worker, because no one would answer the cheery recording.