You know what it takes to make 5-star threads?

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Napoleon V2, Oct 27, 2012.

  1. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Let me have your attention for a moment. 'Cause you're talkin' about what...you're talkin' 'bout...bitchin' about that neg you got, some son of a bitch put you on ignore, somebody don't want to post in your threads, some broad you're trying to get tit pics from, so forth, let's talk about something important.
     
  2. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Take that 1-star rating back! Rating-threads is for A-List posters only. You think I'm fuckin' with you? I am not fuckin' with you. I'm here from the A-list forum. I'm here from Dawg and Monk. And I'm here on a mission of mercy.
     
  3. LonghornJ

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  4. jackie the jerk

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    Like I'd listen to Mr One Star threads advice.
     
  5. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    The good news is you're cross-barred. The bad news is you got all you got, just one week to regain your posting-privileges, starting with tonight, starting with tonight's threads. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this month's posting contest. As you all know, first prize is a Lifetime supportership. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of custom avater. Third prize is you're banned. You get the picture? You laughing now? You got topics. Monk and Dawg paid good money. Think of threads and post them. You can't post the threads you're given, you can't post shit, you are shit, hit the bricks pal and beat it 'cause you are going out.
     
  6. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    My threads are weak? FUCK YOU YOU'RE WEAK! I've been in the posting business 7 years.
     
  7. Mojopin

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    Are you doing a Mario impression?
     
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    ...but with decent grammar, punctuation and spelling?
     
  9. jackie the jerk

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    Your threads suck almost as bad as mine



    Almost
     
  10. Gas Face

    Gas Face Well-Known Member

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    1 star :facepalm:
     
  11. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Fuck you, that's my name. You know why mister? Cause you give out red dot negs, I give out an -800,000 5-shit negs. That's my name. And your name is you're wanting more rep. You can't hang in the man's forum, you can't post in it? Then go home and tell your wife your troubles. Because only one thing counts in this life. Get them to reply in the box which is rectangular. You hear me you fuckin' faggots?
     
  12. Schmoopy

    Schmoopy Shit Mult Hunter

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    It normally includes me posting a lot in one.
     
  13. Mojopin

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    I see what you're doing here.
     
  14. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    ABP.
    A, Always,
    B, Be,
    P, Posting.
    Always be posting.
    Always be posting.
    AIDA.
    Attention.
    Interest.
    Decision.
    Action.
    Attention. Do I have your attention?
    Interest. Are you interested? I know you are 'cause it's post or walk. You rep or you hit the bricks.
    Decision. Have you made your decision for Christ?
    And action.
    AIDA. Get out there.
    You got the posters coming in, you think they came in to get out of the hangout threads?
    A guy don't walk in the thread lest he wants to post.
    They're sitting out there waiting to give you their reps. Are you going to take it? Are you man enough to take it?
     
  15. SIPAWITZ

    SIPAWITZ Bialy Whore Banned User

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    is this from glengary glenross?
     
  16. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    You see this av?
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    This avatar cost more than your entire username.
    I made 970,000 rep points last year, how much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father. Fuck you, go home and play with your kids. You want to stay here, post. You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cock-sucker. You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a pop-off thread. If you don't like it, self-ban. I can go out there tonight, the materials you got, make myself 15,000 post-threads. Tonight. In two hours. Can you?
     
  17. blairg

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    you seriously start the worst threads here Topo, just fucking awful, every single one.
     
  18. Napoleon V2

    Napoleon V2 New Member Banned User

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    Go and do likewise. AIDA. Get mad you son-of-a-bitch. Get mad. You know what it takes to make 5-star threads? It takes brass balls to make 5-star threads. Go and do likewise, gents. The posts are out there, you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out on those threads tonight and post, post, it's yours, if not, you're going to be bumping my threads. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch of losers sitting around in a Stern Forum: ''Oh yeah, I used to be a in the posting-business. It's a tough racket.''
     
  19. BudBudha

    BudBudha Male Underwear Model

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    great flick