WTF You know what the worst thing about herpes is?

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  1. Shivvy

    Shivvy Well-Known Member

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    It pops up at the worst times. Mrs shitty drank a big bottle of wine and was in a super freaky mood and I had to play it off I was tired.
    I was a bit itchy yesterday and saw the red blotch on my dick :mad:

    Oh and it was so hard to wipe this morning. This hemorrhoid got a tiny but bigger. Did my best to clean up in the shower, but didn't do that great of a job.
     
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    HowieHasBeen Well-Known Member VIP

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    Continue. Your personal hygiene fascinates me.
     
  3. DrSublux

    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    @chrizasbumpydick
     
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    x76 Well-Known Member

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    You wiping with wet bathroom tissue? And applying an ice cube to your rear end now and then? Get those tender bits functioning again. Get one of those old person doughnut shaped pillows to sit on.
     
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    DrSublux Who am dis VIP

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    Pop it like a zit

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  6. idiotbox

    idiotbox Looking for a dime and found a quarter.

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    at least you have all of your limbs.

    can you bowl?
     
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    shitty is back :transcheer:
     
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    Kanye West Yeezus! Gold

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    dude i told you thats HPV
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    Pro tip:

    1) Wipe with dry TP;

    2) Then wipe with baby wipes until completely clean;
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    3) Then wipe with 2 of these:
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    And voila, no more hemorrhoids.
     
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    ClintDagger World's #2 Ranked Poster - Exec VP Larry, Inc Gold

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    There's no way you're a year younger than me. You sound near death.
     
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    :giggle:
     
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    BrerJimmy Well-Known Member

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    I would have to say going door-to-door to tell your neighbors how you got it would be the worst part...
     
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    Did you get rid of the crabs yet or are they still clinging to your pubes?
     
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    BrulesRules Just grab 'em in the biscuits VIP

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    shitty heading down the Lever path. :facepalm:
     
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    Under a spoiler tag, please, you cocksucking motherfucker. :mad:
     
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  16. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I thought it looked pretty good, like Cheez Whiz.
     
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    That nobody cares?....
     
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    I thought about it, but i didnt think it was all that bad :dontknow:
     
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    Did you give it to her or did she give it to you?
     
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    Jesus Christ shitty.