You Know What's Better Than Not Being High?

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  1. LawyerLarry

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    Being high. I just made that up.
     
  2. Swedish John

    Swedish John I'm your huckleberry

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    I think you better stop making threads now.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I'm not saying I'm high, but if I was, this would be funny

     
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    I was going to guess "wine".
    How about Pixies?

     
  5. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    I only know that song from the Artie Addiction Saga.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    If I was gonna get high, I would listen to this song:

     
  7. John Smith

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    The first time I ever got high I read the back of this Jimi Hendrix album cover.
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  8. LawyerLarry

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    And if I was still high, I would watch this:

     
  9. LawyerLarry

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    "Panties on!" That would be funny if you were high.

     
  10. LawyerLarry

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    Somebody told me they got high and liked this song:

     
  11. LawyerLarry

    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    And for all of my fans who wanna meet me in person, I'll be at the Dan Band concert in Memphis in a couple weeks.

     
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    I was going to say, not being retarded?
     
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    And then if I was still high, I would watch this and get high again.

     
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    Dawg needs to upgrade to that new add on..a breathalyzer that does not let you post after a BAC of .08
     
  15. LawyerLarry

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    I've gotta be at least double that.
     
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    LawyerLarry Mr. Fuckmoney in the Bank VIP

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    And if I was gonna get high, I would pack a bowl to this song:

     
  17. LawyerLarry

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    And then, after I got the bowl packed I would do a double shot of the Spin Doctors

     
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    Lawyerlarry...and your law firm is what?? just want to make sure I don't use them...:giggle:
     
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    "Fuck da Police and da Man Law Firm"
     
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    My Cousin Vinny is one of my role models

     
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