You know when you're out at a bar watching football

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by DrivenByDemons, Jan 20, 2013.

  1. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    and the waitress kinda rubs your back/shoulders/arms while she's chit-chatting after she bring you drinks? I totally fall for that shit and tip extra. If I was a chick I would rules the world.
     
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    nazdrowie Sultan of Sweat Gold

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    yes
     
  3. Gitfiddle

    Gitfiddle Live Deliciously

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    Fuckin whores.
     
  4. gilaet

    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    I'd like to think you'd rule the world, but you'd probably just end up rubbing dudes' shoulders for tips at a sports bar.
     
  5. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    I think they might do that to all the guys, not just me. :(
     
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    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    yes, but I would get money.
     
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    Estocada Well-Known Member

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    We all do.
     
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    What bar are you going to? :right:
     
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    omg my husband falls for that all the time. the after hockey bar we all head to for drinks has a lovely girl there who is a total pro at this game. I think the whole team thinks they are on the brink of an affair with her :jj:
     
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  10. Mojopin

    Mojopin Resplendent in his frock

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    Hooters, obviously.
     
  11. Gomez

    Gomez Well-Known Member

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    heya sweetie :marx:

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  12. keywordpk

    keywordpk Perpetual Geek Gold

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    :bigthink
     
  13. Satori Brah

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    At least you realize it which is better than 90% of the lonesome losers out there
     
  14. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    thanks?
     
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    gilaet mind wandering... Gold

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    You ever start moaning when she rubs you?
     
  16. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
  17. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car? VIP

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    Guys are such tools to let girls get away with this. I'm gonna tell my pal Crystal about this next time she's sitting in my lap at the titty bar.
     
  18. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    The first tittys I ever saw in a sexual way were on a girl named Crystal. Troof.
     
  19. acagirl98

    acagirl98 Well-Known Member

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    nonono, it's fun to watch. plus lindsay told me on the sly that i tip better than the guys on the team :jj: I just feel like she deserves it - each of them get a sly wink, she chooses the longest route to lean over to place plates on the table, she absolutely cannot put something on the table without needing to grab onto one of the guys in order to balance properly :D
     
  20. DrivenByDemons

    DrivenByDemons Spinoff Jesus Staff Member

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    You get it :jj: