You know why I will never stay at the Cosmpotolitan in vegas?

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  1. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    Because they try way too fucking hard in the commercials.

    You're a douche if you stay, or even step foot in the place.
     
  2. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    I hear they have personal ball washers.
     
  3. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :bigthink:
     
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    DarkFriday Fired as a MOD...Twice. Gold

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    I'm gonna go count cards there.
     
  5. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    Hoochie bin?
     
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    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    But really, I want to go to a hotel where puppies flow out of an elevator and a hot chick in a corsett walks out and grabs them up
     
  7. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Oh, that's a nice headlock, sir. VIP

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    I have been to The Chandelier Bar. Last time I was there this really sad, balding, middle aged "wolf pack" came in and one of the guys was so drunk, he screamed about wanting to bang a woman and then cut her throat.
     
  8. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    Like when you were there :worried:
     
  9. Rod-Stroker

    Rod-Stroker Streptococcus Gingivitis Halllllllllllllitosis

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    Hard Rock or Stratosphere just far enough away from the main strip.
     
  10. gwartney

    gwartney Is there gas in the car?

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    You'd stay there if it was free.
     
  11. Capn Crud

    Capn Crud The Pride of Cucamonga VIP

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    well yeah

    If they paid airfare
     
  12. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    And you didn't volunteer?
     
  13. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    I don't like being that far away. I stayed at the Hard Rock once and spent more money and time getting to and from the strip. Never again.
     
  14. AmishGirl

    AmishGirl Well-Known Member VIP

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    I never saw the point of staying off-strip; to me, Vegas is the Strip ....
     
  15. artiesoffspring

    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    But were the hookers cheaper?
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Seems you're not the only one with the flu now, Amish.
     
  17. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    :dontknow: I spent all my money on cabs and beer.
     
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    artiesoffspring Hugs and kisses

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    Sucks.
     
  19. Scott

    Scott Masshole Staff Member

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    Nope. No sucks. Just beer and cabs.
     
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    RH Goatcabin Notable Member VIP

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    Cosmpotolitan? :scratch: