You Know You're Old When...

Discussion in 'The Bar' started by Phil McKrakin, Feb 14, 2016.

  1. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    Today I trimmed my palm trees and all my other shrubs and dragged that shit out to the curb for tomorrow's bulk pick up. My right arm has been muscle spasming ever since. :facepalm:


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  2. face palm

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    lift more drinks with that arm
     
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    Fetal alcohol syndrome IMO.
     
  4. wensday

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    Stroke.
     
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    ..when you make a thread like this one.
     
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    Monitoring the ear hair sitch1...
     
  7. Phil McKrakin

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    Another one is your memory begins to go. Isn't tomorrow a national holiday, where no one is picking anything up from the curb?

    Anyone, except you whore mongers.
     
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  9. Phil McKrakin

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    These fuckin' union faggots will pick shit up on Christmas day.
     
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    :yes: Quintuple time and a half.
     
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    1978
     
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  12. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    I joined SFN in 2010, you butt muncher...that is circa 2012. :coffee:
     
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    aww. time to sign up for the sr citizen discount at A&P
     
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    gwartney Is there gas in the car? 2010 OG Gold

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    You trimmed the hair on your palm?
     
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    it turned gray and started to fall out.
     
  16. Phil McKrakin

    Phil McKrakin AKA Howie VIP Gold

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    I also got an owie when my hand hit a palm pricker while I was sawing away. :tears:
     
  17. A Succulent Chinese Meal

    A Succulent Chinese Meal Welcome to my underground lair.

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    I loved trimming the palm when I was a kid. I used to take the fronds and wave them around like I was fanning a pharaoh. I fell in the pool once screwing around.
     
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    You're such a faggot Phil. :hat:
     
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    You're waking up to pee at the same time as Mr warmth
     
  20. JameGumb

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    Tss why, is a tree growing off of it or sumpthin? *snickering*